Marshall Paul Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Guy walks into a guitar shop and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyMoon Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 ..says to the guy behind the counter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 ...and walks out without buying anything. Like that ever happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stein Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 ....Gets the guitar off the wall with the sign on it that say "please ask for help" and brings it to the counter and says, "Is this where I get the help?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 or if it was my old neighbourhood, would've walked in and held the place up! (lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Hayden Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 In my hood the guy would have shot you first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8_4thesh0w Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 ...says, "I'll have the Pork Loin™ with Gravy™ and a side of Swollen Pickle™, oh, and a couple of drumsticks... to go, please." Σß Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 and says, "squeeze ma lemon!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 and says,"I'd like to register a complaint. About this parrot, what I bought not an hour ago". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4Hayden Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 and says,"I'd like to register a complaint. About this parrot, what I bought not an hour ago". Just post to your self ? Gibson will take away your posting rights for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 Just post to your self ? Gibson will take away your posting rights for that. Couldn't be helped, I had to say it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I'd like to buy a little head… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 I'd like to buy a little head… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 A guy walks into a store wearing Birkenstocks, polo shirt, khaki shorts, $300 sunglasses perched atop his head and sporting a bronze tone fresh from the tanning salon. He walks up to the man behind the counter and says, "I'd like to buy a couple sets of gold plated cryogenically sealed strings made by Austrian monks in the following gauge: 0.012", 0.019.322", 0.24", 0.032", 0.044" and 0.0555555559". And make sure the low E string has a hex core. I'd also like a digital case hygrometer with automatic mister, a bottle of Evian to fill it up with, one of those straps woven by left handed Peruvian paraplegics, and I'd like it all handed to me in a 100% post consumer non bleached paper bag." The guy behind the counter says, "Oh, a Taylor player, huh?" "You can tell I play a Taylor because of what I'm asking to buy?" "Yes, because this is Burger King." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desmosedici Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Says to the sales manager ".....I was practicing my licks on Mrs Gimlet's G-string ....whilst hammering on, pulling off and jerking frantically on my wammy-bar, I blew my Stack! So do you service Oranges?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8_4thesh0w Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marshall Paul Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 and says "squeeze ma..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L8_4thesh0w Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 Ah yes, the perfect thing to wash it all down with and cleanse the palette. Σß Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted December 2, 2014 Author Share Posted December 2, 2014 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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