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"Without You" -- Badfinger

A guy takes his wife and mother-in-law to the Holy Land. His mother-in-law dies while she’s there. The undertaker gives 2 options: "Ship your mother-in-law back to your country for $10,000.00 or bury her here in the Holy Land for $500" The guy emphatically says, “Ship her back!” The undertaker asks, “Why spend all that money?” The guy responds, “A little over 2,000 years ago a Guy died here and rose after 3 days. I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES!!!”

Was it a B-18? Those engines are indestructible. I don't know how you did it. The Volvo I had before this one was rotting out and not worth saving. I tried to blow the engine, going over red line in low gears. I couldn't do it. I ended up pulling the engine when I scrapped the car. I had plans work on it. But it sat, untouched, in my basement for about 25 years. I just got rid of it when I moved to a new place in Feb.

"Goin' Out of My Head" -- Little Anthony and the Imperials

Here's my baby. Not a hot rod, but it took every spare minute I had for 3 years to get it to look like this. I did everything but spray the paint.

"Fire Lake" -- Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band

"The Unknown Soldier" -- The Doors

"Paloma Blanca" -- George Baker Selection

"Gimme Three Steps" -- Lynyrd Skynyrd

There was only six of us this year at my house. They brought enough dessert for about 20 people and refused to take the extra home. I've had a sugar headache for 5 days now.

I wonder where the gold to mint those coins comes from?

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"Wild Side of Life" -- Hank Thompson

I haven't read it in ages, but I always felt the Book of Ezekiel from the bible was the first written account of alien sightings. Either that or Ezekiel was smoking some good Yemen Yellow. As far as weak headstocks. I had a J-45 crack there and it was never dropped. It just appeared one day. Maybe aliens snapped it?

"A Man Needs a Woman" -- James Carr

"Get out of My Life, Woman" -- Lee Dorsey

A momma mole, a papa mole and a baby mole were down in their mole hole. The mamma mole sticks her head out of the hole and says; "I smell pancakes." The papa mole squeezes next to the momma mole and pokes his head out. He says: "I smell pancakes, too." The baby mole tries to squeeze around them, but the hole is too small and he can't stick his head out. He's says: "Can one of you move, all I smell is molasses."

"Walking in a Hurricane" -- John Fogerty

What's the one good thing about having a prostitute die on you? The second hour is free.

A doctor is making his rounds at a hospital. He goes to write out a prescription and pulls out a thermometer. He looks at it and says: "Man, some a$$hole must have my pen."

"Rainy Night in Georgia" -- Brook Benton

My father (who served during WWII) had two sisters that married servicemen who also served during WWII. These two women (my aunts, of course) refused to buy anything made in Japan or Germany for their entire lives.

"Summer Breeze" -- Seals & Crofts

"Windy" -- The Association

I have a friend who hand makes jewelry here in the U.S. How about a pair of Cannoli cufflinks: