gearbasher

"The Night Chicago Died" -- Paper Lace

"Brown Eyed Girl" -- Van Morrison

What's the worst thing about having sex with your grandmother? Banging your head on the coffin lid.

"Sixteen Tons" -- Tennessee Ernie Ford

"Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?" -- Bing Crosby

"Bony Moronie" -- Larry Williams

I've bought and sold to them for years. I once ordered a LP Classic Premium Plus from them and they sent me a LP Custom Premium Plus. One phone call and the instrument was on it's way back with no loss for me. But, keep in mind I haven't dealt with them in about 15 years.

"Roll in My Sweet Baby’s Arms" -- Flatt & Scruggs

Michael Jackson was once offered a contract to play Major League Baseball. He turned it down. He wanted to stay in the minors.

What happens when you stick your hand up a Gypsy's skirt? Your palm gets red, once a month.

"Papa Don't Preach" -- Madonna

Merry Christmas. Here are some pictures I took of the Christmas light displays in Amish Country.

From a B.B. King interview: “I can’t play a lot of fast notes, but the ones I do try to play, I try to make a lot of sense of it. To me, each note is precious.”

I had a cherry burst '94 Les Paul Classic Premium Plus. When I purchased it, I told the shop owner that I was going to leave the guitar in a window to fade the burst. He called me a few days later and said he spoke with a Gibson rep. who told him that it wouldn't work because the modern pigments wouldn't fade. Now, I'm sorry I didn't try it.

"Up On Cripple Creek" -- The Band

"Cry Me a River" -- Julie London

Rumble--sped up with lyrics?

I was always a Robert Gordon fan. Link Wray toured with Gordon and played on a couple of his albums.

"Crazy" -- Patsy Cline

"Loves Me Like a Rock" -- Paul Simon

"Chameleon" -- Creedence Clearwater Revival

carl definition: a peasant or man of low birth.

"King of the Road" -- Roger Miller

...you still call it a Xerox and not a copy.

"I’m a Believer" -- The Monkees