Well, I could, but I'd have to send you a bill. 😉
Actually, as you might guess, I'm a lawyer. I have a purely legal research and consultation practice. My clients are other lawyers, for whom I do research and writing. This allows me to work from home, on my own schedule, and not have to do things like go to court or wear suits, or have to deal in person with judges, layperson clients, or opposing counsel. All of which is perfectly fine by me.
I have a couple potential appeals pending, for a couple different clients. In one, my client represents the appellant, who is taking the appeal, because she disagrees with a temporary relief order entered by the trial court. The issues surrounding getting a stay (which would keep the trial court from enforcing the temporary order, while the appeal of that order is pending) are pretty complicated, but despite our attempts to explain them, unfortunately the client convinced herself that she needed a for us to request a stay, and basically insisted on it. So I drafted a Motion for Stay. It'll probably be denied, which we also explained.
In the other appeal my client represents the appellee (the party who won at trial). Although the client won at trial, essentially the trial court judge gave that client more than he was entitled to, and entered a judgment that, in my opinion, will probably be reversed. I doubt that there's anything I can do to change that, so at this point we're discussing whether it'll even be worthwhile to put in an appearance in the appeal.
Both these cases are pretty complicated.