Californiaman Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention? "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact i t is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, " Tonto Goldstein , but my friends call me Bubba." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 LMFAO!! Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 ROTFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Bloody excellent !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 wish I could think that fast' date=' if the opportunity ever arose.Very Good[-o< [/quote'] Yeah, me too. When I first heard this joke I thought it had to do something with the mile-high club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Brilliant =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I remember an old Stephen Wright joke like that. Something about meeting a nympho who's only attracted to Jewish cowboys. Hello, I'm Bucky Goldstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 I remember an old Stephen Wright joke like that. Something about meeting a nympho who's only attracted to Jewish cowboys. Hello' date=' I'm Bucky Goldstein [/quote'] I loved listening to Sephen Wright, what ever happened to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I loved listening to Sephen Wright' date=' what ever happened to him.[/quote'] I think he's still looking for that guy who stole everything from his apartment and replaced them with exact replicas :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 See, I thought it was going to go more like this one: A couple is on their honeymoon. They board a plane, headed for Boston when they realize they can't wait to "consummate" the relationship. So, the wife climbs on the husband's lap. Trying to act natural, she turns to the person next to her and says, "Are you going to Boston?" Then to another, "Are you going to Boston?" "We're all going to Boston!" (Now imagine me telling that while bouncing up & down with that last line...) Never mind, that lost a lot in translation........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I loved listening to Sephen Wright' date=' what ever happened to him.[/quote'] I believe he passed away a few years ago. cancer if memory serves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 I loved listening to Sephen Wright' date=' what ever happened to him.[/quote'] Apparently, he's still on tour. Steven Wright Live & Upcoming Appearances May 14 2009 | PABST THEATRE | Milwaukee, WI May 15 2009 | VIC THEATRE | Chicago IL May 16 2009 | FITZGERALD THEATRE | St. Paul MN May 29 2009 | WILBUR THEATRE | Boston MA May 30 2009 | RIDGEFIELD PLAYHOUSE | Ridgefield CT May 31 2009 | CAPITAL ONE BANK THEATRE @ WESTBURY | Westbury NY June 04 2009 | KESWICK THEATRE | Glenside PA June 05 2009 | MUSIC HALL | Tarrytown NY June 06 2009 | CALVIN THEATRE | Northampton MA July 11 2009 | CAPE COD MELODY TENT | Hyannis MA http://www.stevenwright.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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