STLBlues Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 ...to get to where I need to go instead of driving. Just think about it: no more paying for insurance, gas, taxes, maintanance, etc. :sigh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Teleporting Under the Influence...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I heard teleportation is going to be a feature of the next iPhone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 I heard teleportation is going to be a feature of the next iPhone. __________________________________________ "Golf is for people who can't surf or get enough sex" I just love your sig Surf..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G u e s t Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 . . Yah have to be careful though - the TelePorter maintenance needs to be top-class and the driving (co-ordinate setting and stuff like that) has to be super-precise. No room for error. Down to the sub-atomic level. Three scenarios:- [1] Yah miss da target..... you come out part embedded in the floor and wall like a cash machine. [2] Yah collide mid-TelePort with the Hoff and come out with your head on his bod, and his head on yours. [3] The coding is a fraction out and you re-form as 200lb of cat-food. Or a large cat. Or both. Or worse yet. both [1] AND [2]..... with just a little [3]. Yeugh. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odnoklassnik Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Yes its gonnabe a geature in iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigh Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Teleporters are accurate only when they are maintained by Montgomery Scott. Give him 10 minutes & he'll have it fixed in 5 minutes & he'll tell you it took 9:59. Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Beem me up Scotty... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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