nikko18 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Title explains it. Just tell a funny joke! So there is this meeting between all the space research teams from around the world and they are all bragging about what their newest plan is. The Americans are like "We're going to send a man to mars!" while the russians say they will expand the international space station. And this goes on through out all the countrys involved until final the Polish team is up. Their representative stands up and says "We are going to land a team of astronuats.... On the sun!" Gasps and murmurs all around! People yelling "How can this be possible!?!" What about the heat!!" "How can you do this!?!?!" The polish rep stands up and says "Well we have come up with a solution for all of that! It's really very simple actually..... We will go to the sun.... At night!" xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Nah i rather not. Ill get banned for insulting americnas, whites, and all other races of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 How many light bulbs does it take to change a Nikko ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko18 Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 How many light bulbs does it take to change a Nikko ? Well that depends on how big and heavy the lightbulbs are and who's throwing them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 If space and time are infinite forwards and back..........should'nt it also be true sideways so to speak........... If ya get me .....what this means is there are other 59 Les Pauls out there.......if of course all multi-verse scenarios are tied to our known existence...........and Demoon buy's a pizza with jalopeno's on half of it...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Well that depends on how big and heavy the lightbulbs are and who's throwing them 3-way bulb in a regular lamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Yo I think my cat just drove off in my truck !.................holy sh.t ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Free pizza for everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Jalapeno's.............yo D where you at NY....I lived up in Amsterdam NY back in 92.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Arcadius Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 What's the only common thing a married man and a single man have...? Well, they both think that the other one gets laid more than he does....! (married-people humour... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Come on........what else ya got....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 How do you know when a drummer is driving in front of you on the highway? He speeds up ,Slows down, speeds up ,slows down lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 How do you confuse a guitar player? Put sheet music in front of him lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_JEM Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 what do you call a drummer without a girlfriend.........Homeless..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 What did the drummer get on his IQ test? drool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 What's the difference between a banjo and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut up a banjo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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