Prosthetics

[Cruznolfart]

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor

comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.

Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on

the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your

penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

 

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in

insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new

penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an

inch." The man perks up. "So," the doctor says,"You must decide how many

inches you want. But this is something you should discuss with your wife.

If you had a four inch-er before and get a eight inch-er now she might

be a bit put out. If you had a eight inch-er before and you decide to only invest in a

four inch-er now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays

a role in helping you make a decision."

 

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back

the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

 

"We're getting granite counter tops."

[S t e v e]

[Rocky4]

I'm sure he wishes that he had died in the accident.

[Mr. Robot]

Very Funny!! Thanks for sharing

[Murph]

I don't get it?

[Cruznolfart]

You're welcome, of course. Glad you enjoyed it.

[Cruznolfart]

I don't get it?

 

That's what she said.

[Murph]

That's what she said.

 

Bwahahahahahahahaha.....

[Lowdown]

Good one Cruzn

[Cruznolfart]

Good one Cruzn

 

 

[Murph]

Usually only us old farts would get this.........

 

Usually.......

[myspace.com/jessenoah]

great joke!

[dem00n]

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