Vette77 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 that,that is, is. that that is not, is not. not that that is, is not that that is not is not that that is? seriously. my brain just poured out of my ears... :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Pigs don't sweat. Therefore they have to pant to stay cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Wait a minit! Â I just noticed something. Â Yoda's a girl! Â Â Girls can't play guit tars.. .can they? :unsure: Â Â Â "Do or do not. There is no try." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman5293 Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 Wait a minit! Â I just noticed something. Â Yoda's a girl! Â Â Girls can't play guit tars.. .can they? :unsure: Â Â Â "Do or do not. There is no try." Â SEXIST!!!!! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 As for Yoda - or other girls - playing guitar... Â I happen to rather appreciate the way this young lady has written under her avatar, "Yeah, I'm a girl....so what!" Â That pretty much nails it. Â I'll never forget my grandmother telling me of her own mother playing guitar. We're certainly talking about something in excess of 125 years ago with that one. Â One nice thing about the folkie thing in the '60s is that there wasn't the baloney about "girls don't play guitar" that seems to have been followed followed a batch of third rate bands "fronted" by cute girls who weren't as skilled as the folkie girls but who ... uhhhh ... let their hair down more. Â And seriously, I doubt there are a half dozen people on this board who could have played Wildwood Flower on Mother Maybelle's old Gibson acoustic with those extra heavy strings. I couldn't back when I was something like 20 or 21. Â m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 If it's wet, it ain't a fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 SEXIST!!!!! Â What's wrong with being SEXY?! :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 As for Yoda - or other girls - playing guitar... Â I happen to rather appreciate the way this young lady has written under her avatar, "Yeah, I'm a girl....so what!" Â That pretty much nails it. Â I'll never forget my grandmother telling me of her own mother playing guitar. We're certainly talking about something in excess of 125 years ago with that one. Â One nice thing about the folkie thing in the '60s is that there wasn't the baloney about "girls don't play guitar" that seems to have been followed followed a batch of third rate bands "fronted" by cute girls who weren't as skilled as the folkie girls but who ... uhhhh ... let their hair down more. Â And seriously, I doubt there are a half dozen people on this board who could have played Wildwood Flower on Mother Maybelle's old Gibson acoustic with those extra heavy strings. I couldn't back when I was something like 20 or 21. Â m I used lines like that to motivate my daughters to do things they thought they couldn't. "I guess it's too _______, for girls." They'd redouble their efforts and show Daddy a thing or two. Then we'd have a hug after. Â Â I grew up in the time females were just making inroads to the 'male' parts of society. Girls are every bit as tough and smart as us guys... my sisters made sure I knew it. When I was in Junior High, my sister's friend played guitar in her living room, quite well I might add. Her brothers, however, wouldn't let her play in their garage band... pity... And yes, she had long hair. Â I'm sure Yoda plays much better than I. It was just a setup for my random fact of life. Here's another: Â Â Yoda, a girl playing guitar quite well she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 "When I was in Junior High, my sister's friend played guitar in her living room, quite well I might add. Her brothers, however, wouldn't let her play in their garage band... pity... And yes, she had long hair." Â Tommy... Boy that was dumb, wasn't it. A good girl picker/singer in those days - a la Grace Slick or whatever, would have blown 'em away. Â I always thought the mix of a boy/girl vocal works incredibly well regardless of style of music. A good picker makes it an even better mix. Â m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 It is better to have and not need, than to need and not have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 seriously. my brain just poured out of my ears... :o  i had to put punctuation in that sentence and i still cant do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 The computer you hear whirring in the background has more computing power than all the computers in all the world when we put a man on the moon. They did it with slide rules. Â There is more computing power in a $1 pocket calculator than was on the Apollo 11 LEM and Command module. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Tommy... Â You reminded me of what I used to say some 30 years ago when I got a Vic-20 mostly to use to put titles on some videotapes I was shooting for a sports association. Â I'd say that in 1942 the U.S. government would have given me any three states of my choice in return for the Vic. I'm not sure just how much I was teasing - and that was just an 8-bit 6502 chip as the cpu. Â m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 The computer you hear whirring in the background has more computing power than all the computers in all the world when we put a man on the moon. They did it with slide rules. Â There is more computing power in a $1 pocket calculator than was on the Apollo 11 LEM and Command module. Â The programs used on the missions were woven into ropes called "Core Rope Memory"... or LOL Memory (Little Old Lady Memory) as it was called by the ladies at the factory. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony L Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 [Life is just 1 thing after another, normally induced by beer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman5293 Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. Â self-destruction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 ever since the start of the "mr universe" competition it has always been won by someone from planet earth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 ever since the start of the "mr universe" competition it has always been won by someone from planet earth... Â You sure bout that Steve? B) Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 You sure bout that Steve? B) Â Â ewwww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman5293 Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenKen Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 ewwww  1 word Diego...... Photoshop. B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego the guy Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 1 word Diego...... Photoshop. B) Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vourot Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 A gamma ray explosion realeases more energy in a microsecond than all the energy released by our sun in it's entire lifetime. It would also fry everything within a thousand light years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versatile Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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