TFI Friday - well nearly!

[albertjohn]

Busy day tomorrow so might not get on. I've been waiting for the end of the week to post this.

 

If you object to effin' an' jeffin' then click ye not!

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

[onewilyfool]

Well....since it's almost Friday.......

 

 

TOP 16 COUNTRY SONGS

 

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** Out All Day Long.

 

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

 

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

 

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

 

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

 

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

 

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

 

 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

 

 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

 

 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

 

 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

 

 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

 

 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

 

 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

 

 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . .

 

 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

[jefleppard]

Busy day tomorrow so might not get on. I've been waiting for the end of the week to post this.

 

If you object to effin' an' jeffin' then click ye not!

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

 

thanks for that! very funny. head of catering!

[TWilson]

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Call in sick, stay home, play your Gibby!

[ninety1vee]

"this is not a question of who the f+ck are you" oh my god that was hysterical

[jannusguy]

AJ, thanks for that. i love eddie izzard and hadn't heard that bit. flippin' hilarious! really, thanks!

[albertjohn]

You're welcome.

 

Jeff Vader has got to be the best forum name.