kaanduman Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Hello there. İ want to share a problem with you. I live in turkey and i have been playing guitar since i was ten years old. i've always been a gibson fan but we cant buy a gibson easily.Because in our country it costs 2500 dolars.(İ am speaking for average gibsons)It may seem like a good price for you but let me explain; In our country minimum wage is about 377 dolars. so if we dont eat anything almost for 10 months we can buy a gibson. I tried saving enough money for this but as you guess i couldnt collect.Gibson has been always my dreams.But from now on i am going to follow my dreams. I am going to sell my left kidney.It's little damaged from a rebellion*(forgive my English)to the state.Buyers message me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You think this story is real? The left kidney? Buyers message me? Come on really...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelT Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You think this story is real? The left kidney? Buyers message me? Come on really...... Reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I made arrangements to buy his kidney. I got to his house...he didn't speak English very well and I think he may have had seller's remorse. I insisted on completing the transaction. Luckily I brought my own chloroform. I harvested the kidney and put it in my igloo cooler, and walked out to my car. Then I noticed the number on the front of the house. 733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Remind me not to say here I'd give my left nut to have something.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Then I noticed the number on the front of the house...733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St... MMMMmmmmmm.........All this talk of turkey and kidney is making me hungry..... Pip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 He had me at $377.00 Per hr. Minimum wage. Lol and you can't afford a Gibson? Boy, was I ever getting screwed at the railroad at $28.00 something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I made arrangements to buy his kidney. I got to his house...he didn't speak English very well and I think he may have had seller's remorse. I insisted on completing the transaction. Luckily I brought my own chloroform. I harvested the kidney and put it in my igloo cooler, and walked out to my car. Then I noticed the number on the front of the house. 733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St. LOL! Monty Python runs thru my brain.. as luck would have, I don't need a kidney.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelT Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 I made arrangements to buy his kidney. I got to his house...he didn't speak English very well and I think he may have had seller's remorse. I insisted on completing the transaction. Luckily I brought my own chloroform. I harvested the kidney and put it in my igloo cooler, and walked out to my car. Then I noticed the number on the front of the house. 733 Main St. I thought sure I was at 773 Main St. Thank you. People at work are now fairly certain I'm insane as I sit in an office alone and bust out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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