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Retired last won the day on September 13

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    The Ham bone is connected to the ........
  • Birthday 04/22/1953

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    Artist since 2nd grade. Chess player since 4 yrs old. Used to drag race NHRA and showed Dobermans. Gun collector and love western movies. Oh, and started playing Guitar again after I retired.

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  1. Darn Raccoons must be very smart. 4th one that ate all the chicken in my trap without setting it off. Yet I caught 3 Possums. They must be very dumb compared to a coon.
  2. At 13 to 20 it was the Ventures, Black Oak Arkansas, Alice Cooper, Deep Purple, the Animals, Bread. Mostly the Ventures though. In my 60's it's been, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Eagles, Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show, Santana, Guess Who, Beatles, and more. Still Love the Ventures. Willie Nelson's stuff is the only country music I play.
  3. What's a man called if he looks at a naked women and doesn't turn his head away? Would that be NORMAL? Lol
  4. Looks like he may have eaten the neighbors Pet? Lol
  5. Is that were that Horrible No Good Terrible smell was coming from down here? Oh, my God....I thought we picked up a few skunks living under the porch?
  6. A blonde went to buy a pizza. After ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve."
  7. Wow, That is a great distance. I noticed a red sun several days ago in Omaha, Nebraska heading to take Sundance for a walk around the lake. A week day, so I knew no one would be at the lake that early. Pretty amazing though. I could look right at it and it never bothered me. Thought it was the moon at first?
  8. Consistency is hard too Lol. I learn so many new songs, I lose touch with the old ones.
  9. Yep. I've talked to her enough. I don't know what I'm ever talking about but I have a sister that cannot tell the truth ever and she always listens to her & her family. So be it.
  10. I would have grabbed my Raging Judge with 6 rounds of Winchester PDX .410 gage 3" shells. 4 - .41 caliber discs followed by 16 BB's in each one. Haha. I'll let garter snakes go but not those monsters if they're on the property.
  11. Yeah, I hear you. Deb & I hate to see mom get it but if none of the family in Iowa believe what we're saying then, hitting 90 is a good old ripe age! And Iowa has bigger numbers than Nebraska. Dan, didn't;t think he would get it either, till he got to Sturgis and came back with it.
  12. Two hunters are in the woods when one collapses. He's not breathing & his eyes are glazed. The other guy quickly calls 911. "I think my friend is dead, what can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down, first let's make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Back on th phone, "OK, Now What?"
  13. Am I the only one bothered that I can't play as good as Joe Walsh or a ton of others? Haha.
  14. I'm more worried about my 90 year old mom, than my wife's step sisters husband. My sister from Chicago has come back home with her family to live with mom. Neither her or her husband believe in wearing masks and they go out all the time and close distancing. And mom doesn't believe the virus is real, She thinks it's a made up scare tactic from the media and won't listen to me or my wife.
  15. The sport comment, Me either. But; If the card board cutouts, as you say were of your favorite movie star actresses, Well? I might watch a game or two!! Lol Oh and Ban any guy cutouts also.
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