Does anyone know for sure, but in Commie China are you only allowed to touch a person if you are the same age?
I loved Chinese guy yelling at the piano guy.
"Don't touch her you are not the same age as her."
Its like in Spinal Tap when Nigel tells Marty DeBergi not to even look, touch or point at the new Strat with the tag on it. I think it was a Strat.