Murph Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should warn you that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home, hung the cage in her living room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-minor7 Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 Ha ! very good - very funny. Was it with the Richards'. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarLight Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 LOL..love it! those birds are not dumb in real life! I once had a bird that did nothing but curse non-stop whenever I played my guitar. It annoyed the crap out of me. The guitar sound seemed to spur his cussing vocabulary on, and he would repeat dirty words over and over as I played. (I can't imagine where he heard those words)..but your joke gave me a good laugh remembering my old parrot whose name was "Bennie"...named after Bennie Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denis57 Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should warn you that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home, hung the cage in her living room, and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I was expecting pics of a new Humming Bird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayyj Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 I like it! I live with a cockatoo who isn't a huge fan of my guitar playing, although she's far too sweet natured to curse at me. She'll sit on my shoulder when I play the piano though. They're certainly incredibly bright animals, smarter than the average drummer at least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duluthdan Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 ...smarter than the average drummer at least... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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