Steven Tari Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them..' The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.' She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 It wouldn't be politically correct to laugh at such jokes. Good thing I ain't politically correct. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaresz Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I, of course, had to look. Thanx for the best laugh of the day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddy light Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 thats funny. i luv chix wit goatees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameswithesg Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 thats funny. i luv chix wit goatees. ahahhahhahahah ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddy light Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 wats so funny?:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko18 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 "saying don't look at this" is like pointing at something and yelling "look!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Dont Look At This Too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 I looked...I laughed...I havn't heard that one before! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boston004681 Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 MINI!!!MINI!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Thanks Steven, Now I understand what that embarrassing facial hair is on my mother in law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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