Californiaman Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Friday, August 16th 2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Great the wife saw this and wants to sign me up for seven of the classes listed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRom Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 LOL Sounds like the wives put this one together - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Yeah, my wife said I could use a little more training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Is that an accredited school like 'Bob Jones University' or 'Regent'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Yeah, that's some good stuff! I lived alone for many years, so I was pretty well able to perform needed household duties. Downside, women tend to have some nutty ideas about the "proper" way to do some things.... I'm all about effectiveness and expediency, Mrs. Neo does NOT agree with me on some things. To keep me from screwing it up, she makes sure I have no need to do those particular tasks. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Yeah' date=' that's some good stuff! I lived alone for many years, so I was pretty well able to perform needed household duties. Downside, women tend to have some nutty ideas about the "proper" way to do some things.... I'm all about effectiveness and expediency, Mrs. Neo does NOT agree with me on some things. To keep me from screwing it up, she makes sure I have no need to do those particular tasks. :-) [/quote'] Hey, Wicked1 found the kitchen. Woo Hoo! Chili mac for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Hey' date=' Wicked1 found the kitchen. Woo Hoo! Chili mac for dinner. [/quote'] Yes, I found it and it was frightening! So many things in there that I don't understand. What is this stove they speak of? And that cabinet with all the strange-smelling powders.... I shall not return anytime soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Gah ****... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat&mouse Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Summer Classes for Men at NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS' date=' CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM[/size'][/color][/color] Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. How hard could filling up ice trays be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 C&M, It's obvious you 1. are unmarried 2. probably never lived on your own - alone 3. have an icemaker in your (parents?) freezer :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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