Cruznolfart Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I live in the mountains and sometimes my very existence depends upon an intimate understanding of the local wildlife. This article might help some of you city peeps if you ever come out here to the boonies. Be very careful! http://www.thingsbearslove.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Funny site! "Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it." - Space Ghost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Hey I lived in June Lake, CA for a year. I've seen what bears can and will do when hungry. One tore up my buddy's pickup shell to get at an apple that was in the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevef Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 These pictures have been on the Net for a while... http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/playground/Playground.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 1985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilliangirl Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Bears are a serious issue up here. People DIE up here on a regular basis. My opinion on this is if you're stoopid enough to walk up to a wild bear wanting to get your picture taken, you deserve to die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said: "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have rough sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly says: "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear says: "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Nice AXE® real classy. oh and LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cruznolfart Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 ... A rabbit was taking a poop in the woods when he noticed beside him a BIG bear doing the same. They both finished at the same time and the rabbit trying to sneak off was scooped up by the bear. "Oh please Mr. Bear, please don't eat me", cried the rabbit. "Now why on earth would I wanna do that little bunny?", replied the bear, "you are so small and cute and soft...Heavens I would never EAT you"...then the bear using the rabbit like toilet paper continued, "Very soft indeed,... eat the rabbit, what an odd notion...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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