Cruznolfart Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach..... And BBQ's...... He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing, swimming, and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good. On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.. On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans ,chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Fifth day God created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good. On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good .. ... Well.... Almost good..... He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good..... It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!! Have a great day, mates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeRom Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 So on the first day God created going to the beach but didn't create water until the 2nd day. Hmmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 So on the first day God created going to the beach but didn't create water until the 2nd day. Hmmmm..... Well obviously better to go to the beach with no water than to be in water with no beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmurray Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 Great post Cruznolfart! You've just completely described our culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 I'm for it..... Just sayin'...... Murph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 It was better than that' date=' it was Bloody Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!! Have a great day, mates![/quote'] Bottoms up Cruzn! My only problem is that there seems to be too many barbies and not enough beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Arcadius Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 In the words of Samuel Jackson, in Pulp Fiction, after his short dialogue with John Travolta about Amsterdam and the law applying on cannabies: ''That's all there's to it! I'm ******* going!!!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcmurray Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowdown Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 ''That's all there's to it! I'm ******* going!!!'' No wukkas Pan. Beer' date='barbie,guitars and music at my joint. You and Matt feel free to drop in mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Arcadius Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 No wukkas Pan. Beer' date='barbie,guitars and music at my joint. You and Matt feel free to drop in mate. That's exactly my idea of a good time with friends mate! Thanks for the open invitation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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