TWANG Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?' 5. people no longer think you're a hypchondriac. 6. there is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. things you buy now wont wear out. 8. you can eat supper at 4pm 9. you can live without sex, but not your glasses. 10. you have heated arguments about pension plans. 11. you no longer see speed limits as a challenge. 12. you never hold your stomach in, no matter who's in the room. 13. you sing along with elevator music. 14. your eyes wont get any worse. 15. your investment in health insureance is finally paying off. 16. your joints are more accurate than the meteorlogical service. 17. your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them anyway. 18. your supply of brains cells is at a manageable size. 19. you can't remember where you read this. and last. 20. you know better than to take a laxative AND a sleeping pill. TWANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy1281734003 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Good'n Twang, I'm not quite there yet, but..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gashole Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! and last. 20. you know better than to take a laxative AND a sleeping pill. TWANG I was wondering when I'd figure that one out. I have a few years to go...lotta laundry. Drag, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emetry Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 This made me smile since I turn 21 in...2 hours and 15 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Norm Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Happy Birthday Emetry !!! When you borned, I was already divorced once....having a 13 y.o. son....and playing guitar for over 20 years...Lollll But that don't make me smile...it makes me cry...lollll And Twang, even if I'm over 50, those perks don't apply to me...well not all...but a few...just a few..hum hum.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midiman56 Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Emetry ... I have guitars (and some clothing) older than you! happy Birthday! MIDI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 This made me smile since I turn 21 in...2 hours and 15 minutes. Ahhh' date=' [b']21[/b]....I remember the party...sort of, that is. LOL! Enjoy it, Emetry! CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis G Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 11. you no longer see speed limits as a challenge. TWANG I agree with most' date=' but not #11. [img']http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr238/DennisG_1/CASpdwyZetec.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWANG Posted February 10, 2009 Author Share Posted February 10, 2009 happy b day emetry. I had a pair of bell bottoms older than you, but my kid wore 'em to hippy day at high school and gave to some chick. TWANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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