TommyK Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 "Honey? Could you do me a super huge favor." "Uh.., what?" "My car is on 1/8 of a tank. Would you go fill it up? Should only take a half hour." She has the uncanny ability to coast home on fumes. Mind you it was 10 degrees when I got home and the temp has been dropping like a rock. Most likely the coldest day night of the year. I'd rather be working on Crawdad Song, or conversing with you moaxes. But.. Oh all right. Wish me luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Take your parka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I hope she said as you left; " Honey, don't forget to stop by the store and pickup a new guitar, and we're getting low on amps too. You know how I get when our guitars run low !!!!!!! " Even if she didn't say that, I always say, " But didn't you say we needed a new guitar ??? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krock Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I hope she said as you left; " Honey, don't forget to stop by the store and pickup a new guitar, and we're getting low on amps too. You know how I get when our guitars run low !!!!!!! " Even if she didn't say that, I always say, " But didn't you say we needed a new guitar ??? " Hmmmm I think your onto something there. I'll give it a try sometime :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 It's been over an hour or so...............um, search party anyone ????????????????? :unsure: .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 No need for the search party. Actually, I did the deed in less than 30 minutes. She did say, :"if'n you put gas in my car, I'll let y ou...." 'nuf said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Rooty tooty toot! Mmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 No need for the search party. Actually, I did the deed in less than 30 minutes. She did say, :"if'n you put gas in my car, I'll let y ou...." 'nuf said. The stuff we do for women "Will you drive 45 minutes to drop me off a sandwich?" Some people call that being whipped. I call it being smart Good on ya man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Women are always getting the better deal since men don't use the head on their shoulders very often - your favor for her took you thirty minutes in the freezing cold and cost you probably 50 buck's or so that i'm betting came out of your wallet. Her FAVOR for you will take her less than ten minutes, cost her nothing and she doesn't even need to leave the house. Oh well that's why they control us, I would have gone out for the gas too. Dang God, he designed man poorly with two heads and only enough blood to make one work at any given time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 ...Her FAVOR for you will take her less than ten minutes, cost her nothing and she doesn't even need to leave the house. ... Don't forget, for 'that' I didn't need to leave the house either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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