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#1 User is offline   SocProf 

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:20 AM

Okay, I admit it's been awhile since I believed in you. But that's no excuse for kicking me to the curb for 40 years. Please deliver me one of these. It will go a long way in restoring my faith:
http://www.gibson.co...G-Standard.aspx

PS Please keep the guitar in its case. The sudden change from outdoor North Pole temperature to room temperature could damage the finish.
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 05:26 AM

View PostSocProf, on 12 January 2018 - 12:20 AM, said:

Okay, I admit it's been awhile since I believed in you. But that's no excuse for kicking me to the curb for 40 years. Please deliver me one of these. It will go a long way in restoring my faith:
http://www.gibson.co...G-Standard.aspx

PS Please keep the guitar in its case. The sudden change from outdoor North Pole temperature to room temperature could damage the finish.


Go big or go back to the North Pole.
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 09:23 AM

View PostFZ Fan, on 12 January 2018 - 05:26 AM, said:

Go big or go back to the North Pole.


Yeah. No cheap Gibson knock-offs made in one of your sweatshops.

I've got cellphone footage of Mommy kissing you under the mistletoe. If I don't get what I want, that video is going viral.
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 10:03 AM

Santa, you better do the right thing by getting him that Gibson SG Standard, or we'll drop the dime on you to the ASPCA for your mistreatment of the Reindeer. Rudolph ratted you out. Posted Image

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Posted 12 January 2018 - 12:29 PM

View Postgsgbass, on 12 January 2018 - 10:03 AM, said:

Santa, you better do the right thing by getting him that Gibson SG Standard, or we'll drop the dime on you to the ASPCA for your mistreatment of the Reindeer. Rudolph ratted you out. Posted Image


I'm calling the SPCA, in that commercial he made that poor puppy pee in the snow.
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Posted 12 January 2018 - 01:50 PM

View PostFZ Fan, on 12 January 2018 - 12:29 PM, said:

I'm calling the SPCA, in that commercial he made that poor puppy pee in the snow.



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Posted 12 January 2018 - 02:19 PM

View Postmerciful-evans, on 12 January 2018 - 01:50 PM, said:




Now that is what I am talking about. That and Zoot Allures was my intro to FZ and I have never looked back.
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:01 AM

$4900 for an SG?
That'll be the day...
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:08 AM

View PostSteveFord, on 13 January 2018 - 07:01 AM, said:

$4900 for an SG?
That'll be the day...


I got mine for $600.

$5 coffee at S-bucks, I meant 5-bucks. Just like that line in Field Of Dreams "People will pay Ray" Opps that was come, not pay. Pay to come. That something entirely different.
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 04:10 PM

View PostSteveFord, on 13 January 2018 - 07:01 AM, said:

$4900 for an SG?
That'll be the day...


To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what justifies the price of the Gibson Custom guitars. Still, Santa's lucky I didn't ask for the $11,999 Custom Les Paul.
http://www.gibson.co...96-Replica.aspx

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Posted 13 January 2018 - 04:58 PM

View PostSocProf, on 13 January 2018 - 04:10 PM, said:

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what justifies the price of the Gibson Custom guitars.


Greed
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 05:38 PM

dear santa -
i would like a woman who looks like a young gina lollabrigida, but will do whatever i tell her to.
yakuni tatanai
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 05:46 PM

View Postamerican cheez, on 13 January 2018 - 05:38 PM, said:

dear santa -
i would like a woman who looks like a young gina lollabrigida, but will do whatever i tell her to.


The ideal girlfriend is a blind nympho who owns a liquor store.
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:04 PM

FZ Fan said:

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Go big or go back to the North Pole.


Oh oh someone's on the naughty list
This forum is possessed and needs an exorcism
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 07:21 PM

Here I thought the topic read

Dear Santana... or was that Dear Satan??
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 09:06 PM

View PostEracer_Team, on 13 January 2018 - 07:21 PM, said:

Here I thought the topic read

Dear Santana... or was that Dear Satan??


There is a classic Saturday Night Live skit--Dana Carvey as the Church Lady--that notes the similarity between Santa and Satan.

Of course, the SG looks like it has devil horns, which is presumably what prompted Les Paul to complain it's "evil looking."
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Posted 13 January 2018 - 09:12 PM

View PostMr. Gibson, on 13 January 2018 - 07:04 PM, said:

Oh oh someone's on the naughty list


Not worried I've been on top of that list for decades.
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 07:03 AM

View PostSocProf, on 13 January 2018 - 04:10 PM, said:

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure what justifies the price of the Gibson Custom guitars. Still, Santa's lucky I didn't ask for the $11,999 Custom Les Paul.
http://www.gibson.co...96-Replica.aspx


Twelve grand for a beat up replica, where do I sign up???
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Posted 14 January 2018 - 09:21 AM

View PostSteveFord, on 14 January 2018 - 07:03 AM, said:

Twelve grand for a beat up replica, where do I sign up???


Just check the box on the site where it says - I Want Throw Large Sums Of Money Away Instead Of Buying A Really Nice Used One For Around 1/6th The Price.
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