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  1. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made!
  2. Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
  3. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
  4. I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.
  5. She had a photographic memory, but it never developed
  6. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
  7. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
  8. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.
  9. It was a coffee house, where all us hipsters hung out, I haven't been back to SC since 84.
  10. John Mayall is very much alive. He just released a new album and was on the road before the Covid19 thing
  11. I understand that, enjoyed Santa Cruz, Capitola and the Redwood area a lot! Remember the Crystal Palace?
  12. That was my stomping grounds for a short time. Good times!
  13. I went to the market to pick up a few things, I noticed a lady obviously under distress, sobbing while her small children looked at her , sadness in their faces. I asked what could I do to help? She pointed to the cart full of groceries and said she was ready to go through the checkout line but she couldn't find the $200,00 she has put in her purse before leaving home, it was the only money she received since the lock down orders, her cupboards were bare and she had children to feed, Well I couldn'tlive with myself if I didn't help her, so I opened my wallet and gave her $50,00, What else could I do, after finding thatv$200,00 in the parking lot it was the right thing to do!
  14. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. I have a list of everything I own and it's approximate value, I want my wife to get as much as she can out of it. As Johnny sang, " On my old guitar sell tickets, so someone can finally pick it, tell the girls down at the Ritz I say hello."
  15. Great performance all the way around, brings back memories of my misspent youth, I saw Free August 22, 1969, They were the first act, followed by Delaney, Bonnie and Friends (with Leon Russell and most of the Mad Dogs, from Cockers Mad Dogs and Englishmen tour) then Blindfaith, , But it was the 90 min jam with all three groups after Blindfaith finished that is still a legend to those who saw those shows the three bands did. The police finally cut the power to the stage at 1:45am (show started at 7:00pm. One of the few things I did right in my wild days...
  16. A owner of a pawn shop threw a banjo into a trash can striking an accordion, He had perfect pitch!
  17. There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt !
  18. I called the tinnitus hotline today but....... It just kept ringing.
  19. jdgm, I had completely forgotten about the M.O. Good pick
  20. I don't often smoke cigars but when I do I smoke double cut.
  21. I heard the inventor of autocorrect died, I didn't even know he was I'll.
  22. Linda Ronstadt Hasten Down the Wind. The Band, Music from Big Pink. Jeff Beck, Truth. Led Zepplin 1st album. Patrick Williams, Threshold
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