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This is more of a mind trick, I played on my grandson when he was 6, I asked him what one plus one is, of course he said "two." I said not always, he didn't believe me, so..... Then I placed one drop of water on a saucer and said, what is that? One drop of water he replied. Then I dropped another drop of water on the first one and said some times one plus one just means a larger one. That kept him confused for the rest of the day. Another version, ask some one what one plus one is, then place one drop of blue paint into one drop of yellow , Tell them apparently one plus one equals green

Never thought of bags that way before but she can blow my bags any day.

A preacher sees an advertisement for a religious horse so he goes to see about buying it. The seller says " get on the horse, when you want to go just say " Praise God " and he will start walking, if you want to go faster just say "praise God " and he will speed up ", when you want to stop say " Halaluea " So the preacher get in the saddle and says "praise God " the horse stats walking, again he says "Praise God " be starts trotting, "Praise God " the horse starts running. Now the preacher loves fast horse's s o he yells "PRAISE GOD " Now the horse is in an all out dash the preacher has never ridden a horse this fast, when suddenly he sees that there is a cliff coming up fast, he says " Halaluea." But the horse keeps running, again he shouts halaluea, but the horse doesn't hear him, finally he leans forward and yells "HALALUEA " as loud as he can and horse stops right at the edge of the cliff with only inches to spare. The preacher takes a deep breath as he looks over the cliff, and says " Praise God"

Number one with a bullet! AWESOME

I'm digging the new pony!

Better get`em while you can! https://www.guitarworld.com/features/fender-will-no-longer-use-ash-bodies-for-production-line-guitars-we-found-out-why-and-what-woods-will-be-used-instead

Has anyone else watched the Netflix rockumentory? What a great couple of hours, if your in need of something to cheer you up waiting for the happy reaper to drop by, give it a watch. Really brings back memories, one funny story, they are booked to play one of the first gigs. They go to a club get all set up, the currents go up, there's one man in the audience, and he gets up to leave. They beg him to stay, they do their entire show, buy him drinks thanks him for hanging out, then they do a encore! The same guy comes to most of their show still, and they never asked him his name.. Only in rock n roll

When did humans fail? Did I miss the end of the world again! Damit. I always miss the good stuff!

Santana CSN&Y

If you have never heard this rare album by Country Joe, well, it was IMO his best work, a solo album in which he put the poems of Robert Service to music, this is one of the most powerful anti war songs written, Robert Service served in WWI and was haunted the rest of his life from it

Another classic apocalypse song

Reaching back for this one, one of the first songs I learned to play, back in the 60s, still relevant today

Todd. You know you and Jill and the kids are in our prayers,, you have had an credible rollercoaster of a year my friend. Somehow you will get through it. Stay healthy, love life, each day is a gift. Give thanks to the giver. God Bless

Looks like grandma's old washboard got matted to a scarecrow. Sounds like cheese cutter I'll pass

There are two intentions, 1. If you are desperate it will pay for necessities, if you don't need it, it will be spent on a service or item you have been putting off, There by stimulating the economy. We got 2500, so new shocks, maybe paint the house.

This one

At least he knows better than to argue with Carol!

Miles Davis, ***** Coltrane, Giant Steps (The most feared song in jazz) ELP Brain Surgery Salad Jimi Hendrix Electric Lady Land

A very touching tribute

I may have to order this one.

Terry Kath's Free form guitar solo

John and his old musical partner Steve Goodman are reunited now.

My head hurts, 64 Martin 00-18 67 Strat 59 ES-330 62 Fender Bassman 68 Fender Bassman Gibson Howard Roberts Fusion III

My pleasure, I hope you check out some of the videos about him on YuoTube, Lots of people are discovering him now, he has a growing cult following , especially in Europe.