[Coca Cola or Pepsi?]

[Truth]

22 hours ago, Karloff said:

I would make soup out of her bath water. 🥰

[A Few Home Truths]

1 hour ago, Whitefang said:

I'm a retired autoworker.  And it just goes to show that one needn't be "specially" educated or paid to speak and spell the language properly.  I feel too that it's in my nature to be helpful in assisting people I like to not appear to be less  astute than they're capable of with a minimum of effort.   It all goes to serving a maxim an English teacher I had in Junior high on the usage of proper grammar liked to use(  I feel he self censored it a bit.  )   -------

"If you can't blind them with your brilliance, then dazzle them with your BS!"     Driving home the point that being ignorant is bad enough.  There's NO NEED in SOUNDING IGNORANT too.    After all, as you( who got paid) mighty well know, ignorance DOESN'T equal stupidity.

Whitefang

Did you proof read this?

[Robert Make Them Stop]

Please stop

[A Few Home Truths]

21 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

I am a s-hitty speller. My big neanderthal thumbs sometimes smash down the wrong letters.

The 'K' is on the other side of the keyboard from the 'D"! How big are your thumbs?

[7 years ago. My friend's Gold Top became mine.]

I remember this too. I dig the TRC, very tasteful!!

[Zero to Normal in three days...]

21 hours ago, rct said:

This past weekend we got booked into one of our favorite local joints on Saturday 5th, 8 to midnightish.  Like old times.  Except new owner, trying to figure out what bands he wants in there this summer.  And he added a pool table.

Sunday 5th, 3pm - 7pm out on the deck at a joint on the bay.  It's a good one, we like playing that place, she is setting up her schedule for the summer, we'll get a few more out this one.

YaY.

rct

I still have to come  and check you guys out!!

[Abigail Ybarra, the woman behind the most famous guitar tones in music.]

I slept with her mother!

[NGD inbound]

Sniff sniff, ...P90s...

[Jim Steinman Passed]

16 minutes ago, Pinch said:

What he said. Exactly what he said. 

ooops, four

[Jim Steinman Passed]

1 hour ago, Karloff said:

me either. but RIP Jim ...

Sorry, three

[Jim Steinman Passed]

2 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

So, one then.

I'm two

[SG's: The Devil Is In The Detail]

1 hour ago, SteveFord said:

I can't say I've ever encountered a bad vagina.

You never been bar hopping with me!

[Inspired By Gibson, Epiphone ES-335]

I just purchase an Inspired by Gibson Hummingbird 12 String, I have absolutely no regrets. I will go as far to say that this is the best playing Epiphone I have ever played and I played some nice Epiphones too

[You know this pandemic has gone on too long when...]

... when Bea Arthur starts looking good!

 

[Potential New Amp - 1966 Fender DR]

18 hours ago, badbluesplayer said:

video here - doesn't want to embed - can prob click on the link:

https://www.facebook.com/1030034080/videos/10221245525780927/

 

Awesome playing my friend! 👍

[I Am Reaching Out For A New Job]

13 hours ago, sparquelito said:

But are they Carbon Neutral,  gluten-free, and dolphin-safe?

😐

 

 

Dude, you're on a roll this week! Kept it clean too. I salute you!!

[Dweez's Store Is Up]

He must be behind on his mortgage

[cases]

(555) 867-3827 This is the number to a painter that will help you out with those walls! Tell him Big Bill sent ya.

[NGD - Les Paul Standard 60s]

Oh Pinch that thing is AWSOME!!!!!

[How can I clean dirty on guitar]

On 1/18/2021 at 10:16 AM, sparquelito said:

Or more like an Anime cartoon. 

(I know I said I was going to shut up now, but this one just slipped out.)

😌

 

Dude, that is funny!!! 🤣

[How can I clean dirty on guitar]

16 minutes ago, SteveFord said:

I would try Naptha (lighter fluid) on an old, white T- shirt.

This should do the trick. If not get another t-shirt and use Virtuoso Premium Cleaner. 

[For sale Gibson SG Standard SGS EBCH1 Ebony Electric Guitar glossy black 2019]

1 hour ago, johnnyk0009 said:

Pretty sure you're a moron. Good day sir.

Nice looking SG, good luck with the sale.

As Scales suggests, stick around! You would fit in nicely with our forum!

[Anyone know any good music videos?]

15 minutes ago, jvi said:

I think you guys havnt seen a nipple since your were babies...

You never seen a women's nipple..

[Anyone know any good music videos?]

16 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

Toyah almost poked Roberts eye out with her left nip.

 

I think she used the ends of a couple of lemons as props...