Tanner1994 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Q:what do Old Navy and miceal jackson have in common? A: boys pants half off. Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew. Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song? A: "And then he touched me" Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria? A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners. Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors. post any if you know them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddy light Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 you just told most of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Q: Where's Michael going on holiday? A: He's off to Tampa with the kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 What's the difference between M. Jackson and a catholic preacher? ...wait... thats not funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Michael Jackson is doing a remake of an Elton John song. "Don't let your son go down on me." Q: What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach? A: Sir, you're in my son. Q: Why did Michael Jackson decide to go to college? A: He heard there was a Bring-em Young University. Michael Jackson stated that from now on he will date twenty eight year olds. When asked: Why? He said: "Because there are twenty of them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boston004681 Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 Yeah!! that freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted February 1, 2009 Share Posted February 1, 2009 I'm behind you Michael. Waayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy behind you. Murph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solacematt Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 What do Michael Jackson and Jonathan Davis of Korn have in common? The phrase "Daddy no!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Don't have any jokes to add but I wonder if anyone else has seen that weird white sculpture of him with his monkey. It is truly very creepy but fitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilovegibsons Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Q:what do Old Navy and miceal jackson have in common? A: boys pants half off. Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew. Knock' date=' knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson. Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song? A: "And then he touched me" Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria? A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners. Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both get turned on by kids!!! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? A: One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors. post any if you know them.[/quote'] Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? A: Both are made of plastic AND get turned on by kids!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Did you hear that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson have gotten together to start a new scholarship fund? It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund. Allright, it's old and obscure, but it still made me laugh back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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