Homz Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Homzisms Not to be confused with any other *.isims, is a term that leads to a greater understanding of the universe through a series of affirmations and or catch phrases. It is best understood as state of mind which leaves the participant in a position of greater enlightenment. A clear easy to identify state of mind with only positives and negatives. To fully understand these affirmations / catch phrases one must be fully committed to the concepts they convey. Examples of Homzisms: Home schooled kids are crazy and don't get properly immunized. Republicans are also crazy and many were home schooled. Obama is the one true god. Conservatives have sexual performance issues. If you pray before sex your a looser. Nepalese sherpa grow funky mushrooms on Yak dung. If you wish to use any Homzisms please show great care as many can't handle the way of the Homz (yeah, I did do a 3rd person perspective). * Homzisms : term/word coined by KSG_Standard all copyrights held by NazisRus ltd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Honz's jism? Oh, I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 Hijacking my own thread: My son was just rocking to "Kashmir" on his violin. The kid can rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar slinger Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Another homzism: "I can play All Of My Love and if it does not sound like Page, it's because I'm much better than him." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 Another homzism: "I can play All Of My Love and if it does not sound like Page' date=' it's because I'm much better than him."[/quote'] I would never presume that much. I simply like the way I play it. I'm probably the only one who does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar slinger Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 :) Cool... I was bored and the only thing that crossed my mind was the All of my love issue. But If I had quoted you correctely there would be no fun would it? =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 :) Cool... I was bored and the only thing that crossed my mind was the All of my love issue. But If I had quoted you correctely there would be no fun would it? =) Learn the way of the Homz my son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Oh please!:) I've had six pints! Flight959 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 Honz's jism? Oh' date=' I see.[/quote'] Funny you should bring this up. I have to supply a sample on Friday. Wifey and I are trying to make a little Homz. She was on the phone this morning making an appointment for me. She actually said to the lady on the phone, "are there any things we need to know?". I thought that was funny and informed her I could handle it, but she could help if so inclined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonicchaos Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 HomzismsExamples of Homzisms: Home schooled kids are crazy and don't get properly immunized. Republicans are also crazy and many were home schooled. Obama is the one true god. Conservatives have sexual performance issues. If you pray before sex your a looser. Nepalese sherpa grow funky mushrooms on Yak dung. you little bastar.d!!! I'm not crazy!!!! The second part may be correct though because I get sick a lot but a lot of that is genetics and stress more than anything... The rest are pretty true or at least amusing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted February 25, 2009 Author Share Posted February 25, 2009 you little bastar.d!!! I'm not crazy!!!! The second part may be correct though because I get sick a lot but a lot of that is genetics and stress more than anything... The rest are pretty true or at least amusing... LOL Since your a yung-an I'll state the obvious. You know I'm just kidding, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guitar slinger Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 LOL Since your a yung-an I'll state the obvious. You know I'm just kidding' date=' right? [/quote'] But there is a lot of truth behind that joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harmonicchaos Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 LOL Since your a yung-an I'll state the obvious. You know I'm just kidding' date=' right? [/quote'] Yes, i know. Had to give you a hard time for it though... couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Homzisms Not to be confused with any other *.isims' date=' is a term that leads to a greater understanding of the universe through a series of affirmations and or catch phrases. It is best understood as state of mind which leaves the participant in a position of greater enlightenment. A clear easy to identify state of mind with only positives and negatives. To fully understand these affirmations / catch phrases one must be fully committed to the concepts they convey. Examples of Homzisms: Home schooled kids are crazy and don't get properly immunized. Republicans are also crazy and many were home schooled. Obama is the one true god. Conservatives have sexual performance issues. If you pray before sex your a looser. Nepalese sherpa grow funky mushrooms on Yak dung. If you wish to use any Homzisms please show great care as many can't handle the way of the Homz (yeah, I did do a 3rd person perspective). * Homzisms : [b']term/word coined by KSG_Standard all copyrights held by NazisRus ltd[/b]. Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBENDS Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Isn't it nice to have a class Clown? ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted February 25, 2009 Share Posted February 25, 2009 Homzisms Not to be confused with any other *.isims' date=' is a term that leads to a greater understanding of the universe through a series of affirmations and or catch phrases. It is best understood as state of mind which leaves the participant in a position of greater enlightenment. A clear easy to identify state of mind with only positives and negatives. To fully understand these affirmations / catch phrases one must be fully committed to the concepts they convey. Examples of Homzisms: Home schooled kids are crazy and don't get properly immunized. Republicans are also crazy and many were home schooled. Obama is the one true god. Conservatives have sexual performance issues. If you pray before sex your a looser. [b']Nepalese sherpa grow funky mushrooms on Yak dung.[/b] If you wish to use any Homzisms please show great care as many can't handle the way of the Homz (yeah, I did do a 3rd person perspective). * Homzisms : term/word coined by KSG_Standard all copyrights held by NazisRus ltd. California Dead Heads grow funky mushrooms on Pig dung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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