cookieman15061 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 10. Paul is dead while Keith only looks like it. 9. It took 5 guys to make that awful noise, The Beatles only needed 4. 8. They never had a broadway show called stonemania. 7. Lead singer looks like Don Knotts. 6. Stole their name from some overrated music magazine. 5. Let it Bleed had nothing to do with Keifs liver. 4. Zipper never really worked right on my copy of Sticky Fingers. 3. Left out important ingredients for Goat's Head Soup. 2. Mick can't sing. and the #1 reason....... 1. Yoko never stalked any of them. (Cue Late Night Band) Posted this awhile back on the epi forum thought it fit with the Beatles vs. Stones thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Hand Grenade Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Reason number 11. You can fit a Bowling ball inside Mick Jaggers mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Yoko was the downfall of Lennon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 3. Left out important ingredients for Goat's Head Soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fast fret Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 They wrote satisfaction, how could they be bad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dynadude Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Why is one of your main conserns a guys zipper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 One reason the Stones aren't overrated : Album sales and ticket sales for over 40 years, or 40 licks, if you prefer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 One reason the Stones aren't overrated : Album sales and ticket sales for over 40 years' date=' or 40 licks, if you prefer. [/quote'] 40 licks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boston004681 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 6. Stole their name from some overrated music magazine. Rolling Stone Magazine was founded in 1967 Their name is from a Muddy Waters song ..... Just say'n Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 Rolling Stone Magazine was founded in 1967 Their name is from a Muddy Waters song ..... Just say'n yeah I know stymie its just a joke. I really thought they stole it from a Dylan song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 One reason the Stones aren't overrated : Album sales and ticket sales for over 40 years' date=' or 40 licks, if you prefer. [/quote']You are right again. What was I thinkin? Can't get nothin past you guys sheeesh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted May 9, 2009 Author Share Posted May 9, 2009 Why is one of your main conserns a guys zipper? Its not my main concern its only number 4 but thanks for noticing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 The Stones were ok till they did a disco record. But I have to object to item 7! "7. Lead singer looks like Don Knotts." Aren't you being a little ruff on Don Knotts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Rolling stones kick the beat-less *** any day of the year, with their hands tied back and blindfolded. Only a guy like lennnon would have such lower standards and the stomach to **** Yoko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Rolling stones kick the beat-less *** any day of the year' date=' with their hands tied back and blindfolded. Only a guy like lennnon would have such lower standards and the stomach to **** Yoko[/quote'] Ok, I get it. DemOOn you can change your nick back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRV Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 why do we need ten reasons when i can give you ten bands that are better. no apparent order. 1) Led Zeppelin 2) The Beatles 3) Cream 4) The Yardbirds 5) Deep Purple 6) Santana 7) Buddy Holly and the Crickets 8) Frank Zappa (had many different band members) 9) Lynyrd Skynyrd 10) Boston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 I saw then in 1982 on there "farewell" tour. Somebody asked me, "Was it good because it was good or was it good because it was the Stones?" and I thought hmm. I love Mick Taylor era Stones and the earlier stuff, but it's time now to throw in the towel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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