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Ten Reasons Why The Stones Are Overrated


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10. Paul is dead while Keith only looks like it.

9. It took 5 guys to make that awful noise, The Beatles only needed 4.

8. They never had a broadway show called stonemania.

7. Lead singer looks like Don Knotts.

6. Stole their name from some overrated music magazine.

5. Let it Bleed had nothing to do with Keifs liver.

4. Zipper never really worked right on my copy of Sticky Fingers.

3. Left out important ingredients for Goat's Head Soup.

2. Mick can't sing.

and the #1 reason.......

1. Yoko never stalked any of them. (Cue Late Night Band)

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10. Paul is dead while Keith only looks like it.

9. It took 5 guys to make that awful noise' date=' The Beatles only needed 4.

8. They never had a broadway show called stonemania.

[b']7. Lead singer looks like Don Knotts.[/b]

6. Stole their name from some overrated music magazine.

5. Let it Bleed had nothing to do with Keifs liver.

4. Zipper never really worked right on my copy of Sticky Fingers.

3. Left out important ingredients for Goat's Head Soup.

2. Mick can't sing.

and the #1 reason.......

1. Yoko never stalked any of them. (Cue Late Night Band)

 

I beg to differ on no. 7 ......... Mick looks more like Don Imus (..... or Imus looks like Mick...either way, not a pretty sight ) 8-[

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10. Paul is dead while Keith only looks like it.

9. It took 5 guys to make that awful noise' date=' The Beatles only needed 4.

8. They never had a broadway show called stonemania.

7. Lead singer looks like Don Knotts.

6. Stole their name from some overrated music magazine.

5. Let it Bleed had nothing to do with Keifs liver.

4. Zipper never really worked right on my copy of Sticky Fingers.

3. Left out important ingredients for Goat's Head Soup.

2. Mick can't sing.

and the #1 reason.......

1. Yoko never stalked any of them. (Cue Late Night Band)

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11. Tragically, John Lennon's life was cut short. More tragically, Mick Jagger's wasn't.

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