sdjjadk Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Twas the night before the gig, when all through the band's apartment Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The drummers wife's stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there. My band mates were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of hot groupies and record deals danced in their heads. Me with my honey in her Van Halen T, and I typing away on Gibson Forum.com, We just fell asleep so peaceful and calm. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer. With a little old guitarist playing some killer lead licks, I knew in a moment it must be St Nick. He came down the chimney quick as a flash, Holding a Les Paul that was signed by Slash. He gave our drummer a 10 piece DW kit, And gave our bassist the most expensive 5 string Warwick. He stuffed all the stockings with new strings and picks, I said WOW this can't be real, there was even a signed recording contract, a 5 album deal! He rose up the chimney and hopped in his sleigh and I heard KISS songs begin to play, He yelled and screamed as he rode out of site, Merry Christmas to all and have a hard rockin night! Happy Holiday's Everyone! Shawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 /chuckle Thanks for sharing! Merry Christmas to you as well :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Cute. Nice work. Merry Christmas to you, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicRocker23 Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Nice man =D> =D> Merry Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Merry Christmas to all From here in the UK. We've had lots of snow Looks like it's here to stay So, it could be a White Christmas that's what they have said So lock up those doors And stay in your bed So here's to a good Christmas All the best to you all And that Father Chrstmas Has brought you a Les Paul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Merry Christmas to everyone (and to your families, too,) But my holiday has come and gone, For you see, I am a Jew. We have no tree in the living room, No presents underneath, No ol' Saint Nick in our chimney, And on our door no wreath. Now my eight days are over, My holidays are through, But Merry Christmas nonetheless, From me, the local Jew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 That you're a Jew Doesn't matter to me All that matters Is the person, you see. 'cause here on this forum We meet for guitars It wouldn't really matter If you came down from Mars. So have a nice day From me to you Larry the Christian To you the Jew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 That you're a Jew Doesn't matter to me All that matters Is the person, you see. 'cause here on this forum We meet for guitars It wouldn't really matter If you came down from Mars. So have a nice day From me to you Larry the Christian To you the Jew. Well done... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 You know we have some very clever people here.... You should write songs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 Happy Holidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted December 19, 2010 Share Posted December 19, 2010 I wrote one once that would have been a big hit (in my opinion). It was with a band called Legend. The singer was Tony Martin that went on to sing with Black Sabbath. I'd put it on here but I had my car stolen many years ago with all of my demo's etc in. Lost the lot. All I've got is a reel to reel tape. Never tried to see what's on it. I know there's a version of the song I'm on about on it. I recorded it with a Tom Scholz 'Rockman' straight into the desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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