EVOL! Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Here's the lady in my life. Ellie. Ain't she beautiful? She never moans at me. Always happy to see me. Does as she's told. Costs me little. Need I say more? I love her to bits. But can she make a bread pudding like Nigella Lawson? Kidding. She's a beaut. Very shiny coat. You feed her well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I can feed myself. She gives me as much affection as any woman can (bar sex. No seedy comments please). She was a stray in terrible condition when I had her. If I have fresh salmon. So does she. She's a spoilt girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 I can feed myself. She gives me as much affection as any woman can (bar sex. No seedy comments please). She was a stray in terrible condition when I had her. If I have fresh salmon. So does she. She's a spoilt girl. God bless you for looking after that sweet girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojorule Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 That's my mum! So, you are Prince Charles and I claim my five pounds! Lovely. Watch her in 'The Cook. The Thief, His wife and her lover. She's so 'sensual' and naked of course. Whereas Michael Gambon is cannibal and her lover is baked... Personal 0.02 follows..... Carol Vorderman is very clever and will do almost anything for money V She is good at mental arithmetic. Unfortunately she studied Engineering and got a very bad degree. Kate Beckinsale really is very clever. There aren't many women who are made ugly by their manners, despite their natural good looks they appear truly ugly. Sarah's loud and brash persona and continual silly comments (and bad geography) make Margaret Thatcher more attractive That's because she's truly a-palin, Matt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I would have moved to Antarctica if she were elected or gouged my ear drums out! Nothing at all to do with politics it's THAT VOICE eeeeesh! Like nails on a chalk board (shudder). I was never so glad for a campaign to end in my life. I couldn't have imagined having to hear that on the television everyday.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Kate Beckinsale is truly gorgeous I can see that, the princess to be sure she a pretty lady but Sara Palin? Sorry but she has the IQ of a potato and sadly wasn't born mute both of which count against her. On the plus side however she can see Russia from Alaska? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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