ShredAstaire Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 "....and so I says to the guy...you're a baloney!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Oh, I'm set on the beard, Nate. About a week ago a girl I know did in fact call me "visually appealing" which, I guess, is a fancy way of saying she wants me to bang her. I'm pretty stoked about it, but I've just got to figure out how to get it going. Wish me lucks. Attaboy! I'm jelly of your stache not gonna lie, but yeah. Just get em liquored up enough and work your magic. Like the drunk guy screamed at me while I was throwing up in the bushes "just remember man... Popcorn butter... Makes terrible lube" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 what happened to dem00n's post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 ^ huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 A red flag is not remembering a post................ .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 ^ huh? dude, i swear to god, your post about ladyboys went away. I didn't see it there... either I'm tripping or... nah, I'm probably tripping. yay adventures between classes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GIANTRobOT42O Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 About a week ago a girl I know did in fact call me "visually appealing" which, I guess, is a fancy way of saying she wants me to bang her. I'm pretty stoked about it, but I've just got to figure out how to get it going. Wish me lucks. Colt 45 and Luther Vandross. Works everytime son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 Colt 45 and Luther Vandross. Works everytime son Good point. It works for Lando: Do you think Steel Reserve and Nine Inch Nails would do the trick, though? I don't have any Luther Vandross, and Steel Reserve is cheaper than Colt 45 where I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff-7 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Ouch... I thought I would never see another person drink Steel Reserve once a college roomie from Kentucky went back home... I'm sorry.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted October 3, 2011 Author Share Posted October 3, 2011 Ouch... I thought I would never see another person drink Steel Reserve once a college roomie from Kentucky went back home... I'm sorry.. Hey, after the first 20 oz it isn't that bad... ...OK, that's a blatant lie. It's terrible the whole way through, but it's cheap and it has a good ABV%. What can I say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff-7 Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 Hey, after the first 20 oz it isn't that bad... ...OK, that's a blatant lie. It's terrible the whole way through, but it's cheap and it has a good ABV%. What can I say? hahaha that's the same excuse he gave me, can you mail booze? If so I'll mail you a bottle of whiskey or something. Just for the love of god quit drinking that sewage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted October 4, 2011 Author Share Posted October 4, 2011 hahaha that's the same excuse he gave me, can you mail booze? If so I'll mail you a bottle of whiskey or something. Just for the love of god quit drinking that sewage. Campus Mail checks incoming packages, so my answer would be "no." My mother had to send Campus Mail a separate letter before sending my antidepressant prescription for the first time just so they wouldn't throw them away and punish me for drug possession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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