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A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes,

without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was

set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell

you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise

that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small

variations in the environment (which can't be controlled in a cost-effective

fashion) mean you must have quality assurance checks smartly distributed

across the line so that customers all the way down to the supermarket don't

get pissed off and buy another product instead.

 

Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got

the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new

project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve

their empty boxes problem, as their engineering department was already too

stretched to take on any extra effort.

 

The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated

RFP, third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million) later they had

a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, high quality and everyone in the

project had a great time. They solved the problem by using high-tech

precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a

toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would stop, and

someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it, pressing

another button when done to re-start the line.

 

A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the ROI of the project:

amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the

scales were put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were

gaining market share. "That's some money well spent!" - he says, before

looking closely at the other statistics in the report.

 

It turns out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after

> three weeks of production use. It should've been picking up at least a

dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. He filed a

bug against it, and after some investigation, the engineers come back saying

the report was actually correct. The scales really weren't picking up any

defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were

good.

Puzzled, the CEO travels down to the factory, and walks up to the part of

the line where the precision scales were installed.

 

A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan, blowing the empty

boxes out of the belt and into a bin.

 

"Oh, that," says one of the workers - "one of the guys put it there 'cause

he was tired of walking over... "every time the bell rang".

 

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A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes,

without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was

set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell

you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise

that every single unit coming out of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small

variations in the environment (which can't be controlled in a cost-effective

fashion) mean you must have quality assurance checks smartly distributed

across the line so that customers all the way down to the supermarket don't

get pissed off and buy another product instead.

 

Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory got

the top people in the company together and they decided to start a new

project, in which they would hire an external engineering company to solve

their empty boxes problem, as their engineering department was already too

stretched to take on any extra effort.

 

The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated

RFP, third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million) later they had

a fantastic solution - on time, on budget, high quality and everyone in the

project had a great time. They solved the problem by using high-tech

precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a

toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would stop, and

someone had to walk over and yank the defective box out of it, pressing

another button when done to re-start the line.

 

A while later, the CEO decides to have a look at the ROI of the project:

amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the

scales were put in place. Very few customer complaints, and they were

gaining market share. "That's some money well spent!" - he says, before

looking closely at the other statistics in the report.

 

It turns out, the number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after

> three weeks of production use. It should've been picking up at least a

dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. He filed a

bug against it, and after some investigation, the engineers come back saying

the report was actually correct. The scales really weren't picking up any

defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were

good.

Puzzled, the CEO travels down to the factory, and walks up to the part of

the line where the precision scales were installed.

 

A few feet before the scale, there was a $20 desk fan, blowing the empty

boxes out of the belt and into a bin.

 

"Oh, that," says one of the workers - "one of the guys put it there 'cause

he was tired of walking over... "every time the bell rang".

 

I can say, that is right on par with a lot of factories I worked at. LOLZ!

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Sometimes in life we get so worked up over a problem that we blow the problem up bigger than it should be. One should make it a habit to look for simple solutions so that you don't find an expensive fix while you overlook the simple one.

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I work in a manufacturing environment, and actually ran the manufacturing department for many years....if you ignore the guys on the line, you'll miss out on some VERY valuable information and problem resolutions.

 

The $8M investment to fix a $20 problem, is exactly what you can expect.

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Great story. Here's another fan story without the $8M wasted investment.

 

Our regional single-stream recycling sorting facility uses the same "machine" to separate crosscut shredded paper from broken glass. As the broken glass discharges from a chute about 8 feet off the ground into a 4' high bin, a Wal-Mart post fan blows the paper into the next bin.

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Some times the best person to start with when making updates to the assembly line is the assembly line workers. Too many educated engineers (I've know hundreds) have never used a wrench.

 

Example: the design of a particular rubber component required a rubber block about 4" cubed. An extruder was designed with a die that pushed out heated rubber as a bar of rubber 4"x4". The bar then had to be cut 4" long to make the required cube. Many engineering designs were tried and failed as the knives used to sever the length of fresh rubber, many of exotic materials still stuck to the rubber while slicing, distorting the rubber cube beyond use. Until, frustrated, an engineer sat down next to the machine, dejected saying, "I've tried everything". A line worker said I know how to cut the rubber. With a length of twine, he severed the 4" long block with little effort and great precision. It seems the line worker likes cheese. The cutter was fashioned after a wire cheese cutter as a standard knife gets caught in a block of cheese.

 

Engineers? Make friends with the assemblers. They can make your life easier, or miserable, depending on whether they like you or not. They can think of more ways to make your design fail than you can dream of ways to make it work. I've seen it done.

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Y'all are making fun of me and my engineer buddies again? Just because I make paper airplanes all day long. Sheesh.

 

[confused]

 

Ummmmmm....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yup.

 

 

 

 

[biggrin]

 

 

 

 

Actually, just the one what wouldn't know a 9/16 combination wrench from a gas hatchet.

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