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Inspired by AXE's "Ode'", on the occasion of my 1000th post....

 

 

 

 

The 1000th Post

 

(played in triplets a la Iron Maiden, starts in (A)....)

 

(A)

The 1000th post was drawing nigh,

(A)

He knew that it was do or die

©(G)

to write some prose for all to see

©(A)

committed to posterity

(F)

upon the forum (G) pages, by and by(A)

 

For AXE did throw the gauntlet down

with clever words of great renown

an Ode unto the forum folk

who jam Les Pauls and laugh and joke

and always make our faces smile or frown

 

(F) and the Forum folk rock (G) on and on © and (A) on....

 

'twas years ago the lyrics flow

that issued forth somewhere below

had long since, untapped remained

no verse, no chorus or refrain

no guarantee that he could make it go

 

But as it always had before

the words came forth, but something more

inspired by the forum's sight he

had of Les Pauls, cool and mighty

the inner muse oozed rock from every pore

 

...and the Forum Folk rock on and on and on....

 

Listening to the inner band

Trusty Les Paul in his hand

he cranked his amp up to "11"

to get that tone that comes from heaven

And the jam sang out across this mighty land

 

So here's to you, my inspiration

(and sometime's cause for my sedation)

please tell your tales and post your pics

it makes me jam to get my fix

This ode to you: "Long Live the Gibson Nation!"

 

and the Forum Folk rock on and on and on....

 

 

 

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"Thank you! Thank you all! We're gonna do another song for ya... but right now, we need to tell Wolff that we started that last song just last night when we hit post 991....

 

 

This song is off our second 1000 posts.... it goes out to Dave....

 

this is called "The Endless.... Well!"

 

 

The Endless Well

 

(acoustically finger picked)

 

 

(D)

Is my truss rod (G)cover right?

(A)

Should my frets be (D)black as night?

(A)

I think my "A" string's (G) wound too tight...

(A)

I pray thee Forum,(G) please do tell,

(A)

thy knowledge is an (G)endless well (D)

 

My R7 is "burstedgold"...

A rarity, or so I'm told...

should the edges of my frets be rolled?

I pray thee forum, please do tell

thy knowledge is an endless well!

 

(Em)

Three Truss Rod Screws, (A) The "Gibson" angle,

(Em)

or should my TOM's left (A)side just dangle?

(Em)

What's R7? (A)R8? R9?

(Em)

Will lemon oil (A)do just fine?

©

Will nitro fade by (G) light of moon?

(Am7)

why won't my G-string ©stay_ in_ (D) tune____?

 

Which is best, Les Pauls or Squiers?

Should my stop bar be raised higher?

Will my top darken if set on fire?

I pray the forum, please do tell

thy knowledge is an endless well!

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... but right now' date=' we need to tell Wolff that we started that last song just last night when we hit post 991....

 

 

This song is off our second 1000 posts.... it goes out to Dave....

 

this is called "The Endless.... Well!"

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So you guys collaborate on this stuff? That second one is even better than the first. I don't follow the math at all on your 1,000s of posts but coming from a guy that has less than 100, I always felt it's not how many posts you have but how interesting each one is. I'd be up in the 1,000s probably if that old forum wasn't closed to new members and I finally gave up on trying to join. You guys are a riot - this place is very entertaining(and informative). We need a better collection of smilies though - something worthy of Gibson.

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It was late one dark and dreary night

I arrived at the forum full of fright

the click and clack of an old keyboard

but their eyes were drinking every word

 

I held my breath but I stood my ground

and on my keyboard I started to pound.

 

not to pontificate but perhaps to amuse

while the shrerifs away I share my news.

 

A post worthy of the one gones before

a post delivered upon the the perilous score

 

thier jaws dropped when they read thes post

the look in thier eyes..theyd seen a ghost...

 

He'd never passed through before

it was his first post that's for sure.

A

ghost writer in the storm..

emin

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Very scary... and welcome to the Forum!

 

 

 

nah Wolff... it was a "VC"... virtual concert... "We" was my virtual band. When I started this thread It coincided with my 1000th post. Doesn't mean anything... just like 100,000 miles on your odometer. As the "encor" requested by Dave occurred after the first 1000 posts, it is from "my second 1000 posts". Again... it means nothing. Just an entertaining way to point out that, several months after joining, I have posted to the forum 1000 times. Sorry for the confusion... hope you enjoyed the show O:)

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