Sgt. Pepper Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) I'm only going outside in my full body condom. Ribbed with reservoir tip. Edited May 19, 2020 by Sgt. Pepper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 So I originally shared this with Jim about a week ago. He posted it and this is what happens. It's a light-hearted-attempt at humor. Laugh a little people. The original post is a two-minute short. It's funny as hell to me. It's a comedians observations on humanity. Come on!!! As for some of you, you deserve the aggravation you've created. Some of you deserve a star for doing your homework. Some of you need to be ***** slapped for attacking people in a guitar forum, you should know better. It's the interwebz. Those of you who have enough moral decency to apologize for any slights you might have caused deserve a "good job, well done." Some of you take too much, too seriously and you have forgotten how to laugh. As Jerry Seinfeld recently observed (he's good at making poignant observations) in an interview on CBS, "Smart phones are getting smarter. Why aren't we?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted May 19, 2020 Share Posted May 19, 2020 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Californiaman said: So I originally shared this with Jim about a week ago. He posted it and this is what happens. It's a light-hearted-attempt at humor. Laugh a little people. The original post is a two-minute short. It's funny as hell to me. It's a comedians observations on humanity. Come on!!! As for some of you, you deserve the aggravation you've created. Some of you deserve a star for doing your homework. Some of you need to be ***** slapped for attacking people in a guitar forum, you should know better. It's the interwebz. Those of you who have enough moral decency to apologize for any slights you might have caused deserve a "good job, well done." Some of you take too much, too seriously and you have forgotten how to laugh. As Jerry Seinfeld recently observed (he's good at making poignant observations) in an interview on CBS, "Smart phones are getting smarter. Why aren't we?" Like the synth pretty boy band once said: People are peeple So why should it be You and I get along so awfully Smart phone are the dumbing of America, and the world. Why didn't you like the post I made? Cause I don't give a good fuk about your cat video. People get their ego bruised then they have to puff up their chest and spout off. And on the net we all look like Brad Pitt, date Jennifer Aniston, make a million a week, are hung like Ron Jeremy, and own a '59 Les Paul Standard. I know I do. Edited May 19, 2020 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 12 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: Dude - it says right in the text you quoted that any type of lockdown or quarantine is ENFORCED by the individual states. Dude, the text Brad quoted was yours. I said there is No Federal LOCKDOWN, in response to your claim "You never had a right to disobey a federal lockdown order. " Neither he, nor I said anything about ENFORCEMENT. Bringing up 'enforcement' is lame. You are deflecting. If there is a federal lockdown - post the source. Your CDC post, by the way, seems to say there isn't one. It states: "Federal Quarantine Rarely used Large-scale isolation and quarantine was last enforced during the influenza (“Spanish Flu”) pandemic in 1918–1919. In recent history, only a few public health events have prompted federal isolation or quarantine orders. " So - the Spanish Flu was the last time anything on a large scale was done by the Federal Government. NOTE: There is a difference between 'quarantine' and 'lockdown'. People on a cruise ship or coming off a flight from China might be isolated or quarantined. IE. People suspected of having the virus. But the States do not have the legal authority to 'lockdown' everyone. So - when people disobey State Lockdown 'orders' - they are not 'disobeying a Federal lockdown order'. They are defending their First Amendment rights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted May 20, 2020 Share Posted May 20, 2020 This is still a thing were doing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Time to unite! Forget the politics! Forget the Murder Hornets! The Corona Beetles are already here! https://www.gif-vif.com/gifs/Testing-an-Animatronic-Bug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted May 22, 2020 Author Share Posted May 22, 2020 58 minutes ago, MissouriPicker said: Time to unite! Forget the politics! Forget the Murder Hornets! The Corona Beetles are already here! https://www.gif-vif.com/gifs/Testing-an-Animatronic-Bug Looks a lot like something I saw in Haight Ashbury in 1968 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted May 23, 2020 Author Share Posted May 23, 2020 Please, if you want t o watch something that will blow your hair back, just go to YouTube and search for George Carlin Germs. I would post it, but the language would melt the mods ears right off their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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