Artie Owl Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Lottery Tickets are frustrating when all you want to do is pay for gas, and the professional gambler is in line ahead of you, carefully selecting the winning ticket they can retire on, then another, and another until they're another 50$ in the whole and I lost ten minutes of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 I don't get it.... Ya even notice that "The Moonies" sounds much like "The Moon"? If ya have to 'splain a joke, it probably wasn't very good...... but HEY! It's early in the morning here! (Thus...no "moon"!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 For some reason this is the only gibson forum thread I can get to. What's going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 There's nothing a well placed smack across the face won't cure. AIDS? Yeah I can think of a couple recent incidents where I flipped some people off... Boston influence? ;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 AIDS? We need to put protection over our modems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmiJAMM Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Dude, relax. All part of big city life. When soooo many people are packed into sooooo little space, these things happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Dude' date=' relax. All part of big city life. When soooo many people are packed into sooooo little space, these things happen.[/quote'] Who's up tight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmiJAMM Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 Who's up tight? He who started this thread titled' date=' "You know what pisses me off." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 He who started this thread titled' date=' "You know what pisses me off." Sorry[blush] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 I remember once I was riding the bus home, mid-afternoon, and the route passes by the container pier, and I was watching two tug boats haul a big cargo ship out, and it just happened to be in the general eyeline of some wanna-be hardcore UFC dude. I had my headphones in and finally after a few minutes he yells out; "WHAT? WHAT THE F**K YOU LOOKING AT?!" I didn't even realize he was yelling at me until my attention snapped back to inside the bus and looked at him. He realized I wasn't looking at him and went back to being his usual potential serial killer self. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted June 14, 2010 Author Share Posted June 14, 2010 ****, march 30? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 When people get all fired up, I like to diffuse the situation by treating them like children. I.E. I bumped into a guy at the bar one night and spilled a bit of his beer (full bar)...i said "Oh i'm sorry about that".....he then proceeded to shove me...almost ALL of my beer went flying...he screamed at me...wanted to fight me right there and then. He called me a ***** etc etc. I just stood there looking at him and finally when he quieted down a little, my response was "You want to fight me because I spilled a sip of your beer on the floor? What are you, like 10? Most adults I know don't resort to physical violence over something so petty. I understand you're probably drunk...might I also point out that you spilled more of my beer than I spilled of yours?" The guy just stared at me for a few secs...shook his head and went back to his conversation.... Warning for younger folks....this doesn't ALWAYS work...sometimes you get your *** handed to you. It always works for me, but I think I am good at assessing my opponent (I.E. I know when they are all talk and also when to just keep my own mouth shut)...i've been lucky enough not to get my *** kicked at a bar...so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 When traveling in a car and someone pisses you off, I have two words of advice: pressed ham You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted June 14, 2010 Share Posted June 14, 2010 ...To cut an already long story short' date=' it all turned out okay and we went out for a coffee afterwards. Weird 'eh![/quote'] Did you make out after that coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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