dem00n Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I asked out this pretty chick from a school nearby and i go to her house and her dad plays guitar. Go two nice guitars a 93 fender strat (forgot what model) and a norlin les paul (standard) in black. We got to jam so it was pretty damn cool. So later on in the date we went to this burger place and she wouldnt eat her burgers and i asked why and she said in the most prepy *****y voice "OMG they look like brains" i put my burger down and just left. I wana meet one nice girl that isnt stupid...but no! The jam and feeling up that les paul was the highlight of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Older women. Once I went out with a few "women" beyond high school age I never looked back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 we went to this burger place and she wouldnt eat her burgers and i asked why and she said in the most prepy *****y voice "OMG they look like brains" You should have said yeah, yours....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I asked out this pretty chick from a school nearby and i go to her house and her dad plays guitar.Go two nice guitars a 93 fender strat (forgot what model) and a norlin les paul (standard) in black. We got to jam so it was pretty damn cool. So later on in the date we went to this burger place and she wouldnt eat her burgers and i asked why and she said in the most prepy *****y voice "OMG they look like brains" i put my burger down and just left. I wana meet one nice girl that isnt stupid...but no! The jam and feeling up that les paul was the highlight of it. Why not ask her dad out? Maybe he'll let you play with his Strat!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Dem00n, you're still the man! However, I do have some advice: MILF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 You dont look hard enough, or in the right places.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 or cougars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Dom how u giving advice aren't like 4 years younger than Demoon I'm older thanks..... Trust me I've found girls who are smart and nice. Also dem00n the shift key is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 You left a pretty girl in the burger joint because she didn't want to eat her burger? dem00n, you have much to learn padawan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 You left a pretty girl in the burger joint because she didn't want to eat her burger? dem00n' date=' you have much to learn padawan.[crying'] Nah, thats not the only reason. She was so ****ing boreing and stupid. Everyone convo i had with her i feel like i was talking to a wall. Also das if im correct you are younger then me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 at your age' date=' smart and nice, thats not whatcha should be looking for..... Oh well what do I know I'm just a old fart.[/quote']If i taped it i would have to duck tape its mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 or cougars I was doin' the cougar thing way before it was ever given that name. :-) Mrs. Robinson and such.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 What? You left a girl alone at a burger joint cause she didn't like the way her food looked but her old man likes you and lets you play his guitars. Hahaha! All is right with the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I was doin' the cougar thing way before it was ever given that name. :-) Mrs. Robinson and such.... When I was in my twenties' date=' older ladies were the way to go. They were out for the same thing and it was almost hassle free. Now that I'm older, my preferences are moving in the other direction, ladies older than me don't cut it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Nah' date=' thats not the only reason.She was so ****ing boreing and stupid. [b']Everyone convo i had with her i feel like i was talking to a wall. [/b] Dem00n, I hat to be the one bring it to you, but if you read carefuly what you just wrote you'll find maybe she thought the same way about you dude. And I'm sayin' it only to help. Anyway, when you're older you'll see a girl/woman that doesn't like burgers, for any reason, is a good thing, burgers won't give her a huge fat *** when she's above 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 I was doin' the cougar thing way before it was ever given that name. :-) Mrs. Robinson and such.... The shame of it is.... "older women" I used to lust after would now be younger than me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 Dem00n' date=' I hat to be the one bring it to you, but if you read carefuly what you just wrote you'll find maybe she thought the same way about you dude. And I'm sayin' it only to help. Anyway, when you're older you'll see a girl/woman that doesn't like burgers, for any reason, is a good thing, burgers won't give her a huge fat *** when she's above 25.[/quote'] You have a good point. But this doesnt happen with other dates... Now i feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Anyway' date=' when you're older you'll see a girl/woman that doesn't like burgers, for any reason, is a good thing, burgers won't give her a huge fat *** when she's above 25.[/quote'] I don't find anything wrong with a good ole fat ***... (as long as she is little in the middle). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Also das if im correct you are younger then me. I recall you saying you were 14 while I was 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 The shame of it is.... "older women" I used to lust after would now be younger than me!! Yeah, I played it just right. I exited the "singles" market before I turned 40. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 I recall you saying you were 14 while I was 15 When your b-day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 It the same day every year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 sem00n! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 When your b-day? 8/4 (Obama!, just thought Neo would find that amusing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted April 9, 2010 Author Share Posted April 9, 2010 8/4 (Obama!' date=' just thought Neo would find that amusing)[/quote']1994? Im sep 21 1994. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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