SweetMarie Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I'm talkin' actual, funny, ha-ha jokes people...world's too serious these days! In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source? Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were. I am not sayin' they have to be GOOD... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmiJAMM Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Sorry, don't know any guitar jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_JEM Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 41,001 1 to change it and 41,000 to say how they could have done it better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgman Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ...guy walks into a fingerstyle guitar convention, picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of fingerstlye guitarist onlookers. "What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked. "EADGBE" he replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmiJAMM Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ...guy walks into a fingerstyle guitar convention' date=' picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of fingerstlye guitarist onlookers. "What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked. "EADGBE" he replies.[/quote'] Thank you, Google "guitar jokes" Search. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 ...guy walks into a fingerstyle guitar convention' date=' picks up a guitar and begins to play. He plays so beautifully that before he has finished the song, he has attracted a crowd of fingerstlye guitarist onlookers. "What is that strange tuning?!" he is asked. "EADGBE" he replies.[/quote'] I think this joke is TOTALLY insensitive to those who are fingerpickers. We have to be more tolerant of others, and making fun of them just doesn't seem right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikko18 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 What happened when the bassist locked his keys in the car? It took him two hours to get the drummer out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgman Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Thank you' date=' Google "guitar jokes" Search.[/quote'] Yeah well I couldn't think of any myself so I did the next best thing.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgman Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I think this joke is TOTALLY insensitive to those who are fingerpickers. We have to be more tolerant of others' date=' and making fun of them just doesn't seem right![/quote'] SORRY!!! Geez, I'm a fingerpicker myself and I didn't take offense to the joke when I read it. Life is too short as it is without having to "tread on egg shells around people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxrrr Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 How does the rest of the band stop the guitarist playing ? Put sheet music in front of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxrrr Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Whats the difference between a monitor engineer and a toilet ? A toilet only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 SORRY!!! Geez' date=' I'm a fingerpicker myself and I didn't take offense to the joke when I read it. Life is too short as it is without having to "tread on egg shells around people."[/quote'] Ah he's just taking the piss on the 100 Most Beautiful thread.....it's all good! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I think this joke is TOTALLY insensitive to those who are fingerpickers. We have to be more tolerant of others' date=' and making fun of them just doesn't seem right![/quote'] Now THAT'S funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgman Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Ah he's just taking the piss on the 100 Most Beautiful thread.....it's all good! :) Yeah no worries.:) As soon as I responded to his thread I wondered if perhaps he was just stirring. It's hard to read emotion in text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Yeah no worries.:) As soon as I responded to his thread I wondered if perhaps he was just stirring. It's hard to read emotion in text. Guess I was too transparent, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Hehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgman Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Guess I was too transparent' date=' eh?[/quote'] I should be used to it. My brother stirs me up all the time and just when I'm about to clobber him, I see a wry smile emanate from the corners of his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmiJAMM Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 This thread's getting funnier by the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 I should be used to it. My brother stirs me up all the time and just when I'm about to clobber him' date=' I see a wry smile emanate from the corners of his mouth. Just to be clear...NOTHING emanates from the corners of my mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexybeast14 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 how many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 41' date='001 1 to change it and 41,000 to say how they could have done it better[/quote'] hey that was my signature... stealer[-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Damn... if only these were Micheal Jackson jokes. I'd be all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sgman Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 This thread's getting funnier by the minute. Yeah' date=' how 'bout that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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