dem00n Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I think i made this, a while ago. The list of things a man from New York should always do in his lifetime. *No real order to go to, just do em!* 1.Wake up in a bush near walmart 2.Wake up next to a fat chick (doesn't matter how you did) 3.Shoot a gun 4.Yell fire in a movie theater 5.Have sex with a memory foam bed 6.Throw a text book across a parking lot 7.Have sex with a hot chick 8.Have sex with an Asian chick 9.Don't have sex with a dude 10.Smack a fat guys man boob 11.Smack a women boob 12.***** slap someone 13.Walk a dog 14.Walk a women 15.Walk a cat (Wtf?) 16.Play an instrument 17.Wake up in a bush in a other state 18.Wake up in a car that's not your 19.Wake up in a bad 20.Wake up in your bed with your *** hurting. (No) 21.Buy a $20,000 guitar, put it on your wall and say Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton played it 22.Have a son/daughter you never knew existed 23.Use a condom 24.Use a good condom 25.Get checked for STD's (No really) 26.March in a parade 27.Marry a Russian chick 28.Marry a girl you never met 29.Marry a ugly rich girl and run away with her money 30.Marry your Dog (He is your best friend) 31.Rakckwod (Im so tired...) 32.Join the Army and fight for your love ones back home and your country... 33.Congratulate a solider from war 34.Make sure your balls drop (If not, well...you'll be in my prayers) 35.Fight a guy bigger then you 36.Lose a fight 37.Lose more fights 38.Win a fight against a midget 39.Die a man... 40.Don't die a coward...your not worthy 41.Don't commit suicide 42.Experiment (not like that) 43.Eat sushi (Yum!) 44.Travel the world 45.Meet someone named a word (Ex: Tomorrow, cream, ice, spoon, luck, xbox) 46.Meet someone named Homz. 47.Don t take **** from anyone, its your life not theirs! 48.Get a job, make a work ethic for your self 49.Finish school 50.Fall in love (gay I know, buts it something you need to try) 51.Fight the Law 52.Prove women wrong 53.Get proven wrong by women (common) 54.Try a religion (Eve if your atheist or some bullshit, its worth trying eh?) 55.Read a book 56.Finish a video game 57.Finish sex 58.Take risks...everyday 59.Buy a home 60.Buy a person 61.Buy ebay 62.Get surgery 63.Get a life 64.Get a girl 65.Listen to music 66.Watch all the star wars movies in one day 67.Buy some weird *** artwork 68.Buy a big *** TV 69.Live Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 ... Wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Yeah................................OK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I died of laughter at many points. If I'm ever in New York, we'll experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Wait which ones have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 And if you've done number 24, then wouldn't you have done number 23 at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 And if you've done number 24, then wouldn't you have done number 23 at the same time? Nope, gotta go in order. I'll hand this out to some 13 year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 Wait which ones have you done? I really dont know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 Yeah................................OK! You dont get it, its for USA people only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Hmmm.....Well, I never joined the Army.......... :unsure: ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Keep me in your prayers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 22, 2011 Author Share Posted October 22, 2011 I hope you all know this is a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Pete... me too... m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman5293 Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I've completed number 66............................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 I hope you all know this is a joke. Really? I couldn't tell. On that note, I've done a few of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsburger Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 16 is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 16 is stupid. we can't participate, it's for the yanks only... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Several of those are pretty confusing? some are hopefully just typo's Gotta make a few comments though! #5 I hope you mean have sex In a memory foam bed ? Not with a memory foam bed? but who's to judge right? Some you can probably combine like #10 and #36 or #11 and #37 or if you pick the wrong guys girlfriend it could be #11 and #39 but really importantly until you can do #57 you'll never do #64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Versatile Posted October 23, 2011 Share Posted October 23, 2011 Done all that Next..... V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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