sparquelito Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 I GOT THE MAN BUN BLUES I got the man bun blues from my head to my shoes I ain’t hip, I can’t flip, my abs are not ripped, don’t give me no lip and I just ran out of booze I got the man bun blues (verse) Here’s the low-down, and here is the truth I can’t be a hipster, because I’m long in the tooth They don’t sell no skinny jeans to a man forty years past his teens (bridge) I wanna wear a man bun I wanna have an edgy beard I wanna wear a man bun Instead of Member’s Only gear But you can’t make a silk purse from an old sow’s ear You can’t take up craft brews when you’re used to lite beers (verse) So I glued on this man bun and it’s fresh-baked and piping-hot it ain't no top-knot I glued on this man-bun Right over my bald spot (guitar solo, clumsy, and slightly out of tune) (repeat chorus) I got the man bun blues from my head to my shoes I ain’t hip, I can’t flip, my abs are not ripped, don’t give me no lip and I just ran out of booze I got the man bun blues :unsure: (Okay, I'm gonna shut up now) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldCowboy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Well, now, that's quite good! Also, very amusing and anybody under 55 that laughs should have their butt kicked. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly campbell Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I like the song...Being 58 I qualify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdyMoon Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 I like it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Plus you have a snack for after the show! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brad1 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Great lyrics! Did you go with the Bagel Bun, or is that the Hamburger Bun? Looks very nice on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Cool song bro, I'm vintaged myself. Give a bald man a comb, And he will never part with it..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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