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"I broke the dam." -Stan Marsh

 

"You can't go outside! By now the temperature has already dropped to over 70 million degrees below zero!" -Randy Marsh

 

"Mom, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!" -Stan Marsh

 

"I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." -Mr. (Ms.?) Garrison

 

"But someone's going to help those people off their rooftops, right?"

"That's not important, Stan. What's important is figuring out whose fault this is." Stan / Randy Marsh

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DR. LOTT

All right, we got the test results back,

piggy-

 

CARTMAN

Stop calling me piggy!

 

DR. LOTT

You've got a small astigmatism that's

causing all the problems.

 

CARTMAN

So, what does that mean?

 

DR. LOTT

It means, piggy, that your eyesight

is never going to get better.

 

CARTMAN

All right. Right now, I'm gonna be

totally serious, dude. Okay? If you

call me piggy one more time, I'm gonna

leap out of this chair and rip your

god-damned nuts off with my bare hands!

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