dem00n Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 theres a fat chick lying right next to you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisdude Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Pics or nothing happened. Hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 It never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 LOL!!! Well, to be honest, I've never experienced that! I'm into "waifs/Gamine's" and otherwise "slender" varieties. Think "Audrey Hepburn, Winona Ryder, Keira Knightley," types. But...I hope you handle it "diplomatically." And, I'll take your word, for it...I don't NEED "Photos, of that!" TMI, you know? ;>) CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 Acutal to tell you the truth i woke up this morning in a bush next to walmart...i have no idea what happned last night. Took me 2 hours to get home since i was 4 ****ing towns away from my town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 So, she was fat and hairy, too, huh?! Talk about a "rash?!" ;>) CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 So' date=' she was fat and hairy, too, huh?! Talk about a "rash?!" ;>) CB[/quote'] LOL!! Acutal that would explain some things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Not good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisdude Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 We DEMAND a pic of the hairy.... errr sorry HAPPY couple. Or it did not happen!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Acutal to tell you the truth i woke up this morning in a bush next to walmart with my pants down around my ankles...i have no idea what happned last night. Took me 2 hours to get home since i was 4 ****ing towns away from my town! What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Well, a good shower, some Calamine lotion and/or Neosporin, a little "hair of the dog" (whatever your were drinking, or otherwise ingesting), and you'll be as good as new! Ahhh....to be "young," again! LOL! CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 LOL CAman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Over 29 years waking up with the same lovely lady. She's 5'6" 122 lbs so not my problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 20 years with my woman. "Big Mama" is 5'11" and all legs. At 145 lbs, she's all I ever wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 dem00n, this whas not what I had in mind by re-opening the pub... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 This is one weird *** thread. By the way that has never happened to me... I don't drink enough to get drunk so I will go and sleep with whatever falls my way. And second (but more important) I don't actually sleep so it's imposible to wake up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Acutal to tell you the truth i woke up this morning in a bush next to walmart...i have no idea what happned last night. Took me 2 hours to get home since i was 4 ****ing towns away from my town! Dude you better hurry and go have some X-ray test taken... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc_0UwgGQ6A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 Dude you better hurry and go have some X-ray test taken... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc_0UwgGQ6A Lol! Its in spanish though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 It's from jackass the movie... the part where one of the guys goes to a doctor and he tells the doctor they partied and got drunk and drugged last night and now he has a terrible pain inside his butt. Doc takes some x-rays and finds a little toy car in there Those guys are really sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 It's from jackass the movie... the part where one of the guys goes to a doctor and he tells the doctor they partied and got drunk and drugged last night and now he has a terrible pain inside his butt. Doc takes some x-rays and finds a little toy car in there Those guys are really sick. Ya man i know about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Acutal to tell you the truth i woke up this morning in a bush next to walmart...i have no idea what happned last night. Took me 2 hours to get home since i was 4 ****ing towns away from my town! So tell us, what did you do with that bush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted October 11, 2009 Author Share Posted October 11, 2009 So tell us' date=' what did you do with that bush? [/quote']I slept with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Ya man i know about it... dem00n, I hope for you it'll be a hot wheel model and no flying V. Flying V's go right in, but can't come out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAS44 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 This is one weird *** thread. By the way that has never happened to me... I don't drink enough to get drunk so I will go and sleep with whatever falls my way. And second (but more important) I don't actually sleep so it's imposible to wake up +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 No this has never happened to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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