cookieman15061 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 If GAS is the disease and a new guitar is my only cure, I have to believe that it's covered under our new Obama Health Care. Yeah baby!!! Oooooooooooooooh my tummy hurts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I dunno.... If you think Gibsons are expensive now - wait until they're free and see what they cost you!!! Just sayin'.... Wait... Would Custom Shop stuff be included? [cursing]/[cursing]/[angry]/[angry]/ (My luck, they would only pay for an Epiphone - with a bolt-on neck...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 LOL. Wouldn't that be something!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 If they were free due to some freaky weird health thing, they would cost you more than they do today, as they would be free only for those who cannot pay for them and their prize would be passed to us every time we bought one. And that's the main issue with all that equitativity crap. Pseudo commie bastards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 If they were free due to some freaky weird health thing' date=' they would cost you more than they do today, as they would be free only for those who cannot pay for them and their prize would be passed to us every time we bought one. And that's the main issue with all that equitativity crap. Pseudo commie bastards... Yeah... in order to pay for poor people to get a Gibson, they'd tax us "not-poor" guys. GAS Tax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Yeah, then they're going to take into account whether you're really need the cure now, or if you're able to wait say six months before you can get that new guitar. Gibson's probably not on the approved formulary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 They'd probably give them $150 Gibson aproved Jimmy Hendrix guitars and charge us for custom shop stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Yeah' date=' then they're going to take into account whether you're really need the cure now, or if you're able to wait say six months before you can get that new guitar. Gibson's probably not on the approved formulary.[/quote'] They'll nationalize Gibson, and ALL guitars will be electric, or hybrid guitars that no one wants...they'll fire the CEO and put in a "Czar" to run the company. And if you're too old, you just have to do without. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 I still like to know if I got my doctor to prescribe me a Gibson, if it could be used as a medical tax right off lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 1X R9/day would make me better for sure...LOL!!! or even 1X L5/month would do... Great approach cookieman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 1X R9/day would make me better for sure...LOL!!! or even 1X L5/month would do...Great approach cookieman! Hmmm...medical guitars' date=' eh? Lemme work on that... [img']http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/60500/tree-Guitar--60828.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dub-T-123 Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Hey... I definately made that joke a while ago. And nobody laughed at it too! You're stealing my thunder, cookieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted December 23, 2009 Author Share Posted December 23, 2009 Every doctor would start prescribing fender starcasters. They always substitute generic to save ya money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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