ksdaddy Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 There are some on this forum who have, in a moment of self effacing humor, made reference to the fact that they weren't very skilled on guitar and wished they were better. Yes, wanting to improve is a good thing, but a little joke posted on the Gretsch forum nailed it quite well.... ******** Q: What is the difference between a pop guitarist and a jazz guitarist? A: The pop guitarist plays three chords before 1000 people. The jazz guitarist plays 1000 chords before three people! ******** If it sounds good, it IS good. Keep thumping the three chords. Maybe a fourth will come along sometime; if not, we'll fake it. Plywood sampans 'r' us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 AWESOME! I will use that one. Our bassist is a jazz guy. Deep down, he may resent that our country music shows are much more fun and lively than 99% of his jazz gigs. Oh, jazz. The stuck up, uptight older brother who winces when people yee-haw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambler Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Do I hear a can of worms opening? Im no fan of gratuitous musical wankery. On the other hand, musical knowledge is not fatal to soul. Without it, it may be hard to be fully expressive. As Gary Davis (no slouch in either department) said, "I study how to take advantage of a guitar.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitarstrummer Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Scott, I know they don't have Gators in Maine, but that picture of you seems like there ought to be a big one surfacing any moment. Paddle harder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 I would but that would just exacerbate the lack of directional control. Kinda like my life in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrorod Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 SCOTT.....Looks to me like you're just damn happy to be navigating on something OTHER THAN ice and snow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rscott4079 Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Im no fan of gratuitous musical wankery. On the other hand, musical knowledge is not fatal to soul. I think that's an excellent point. And soul is truly the magic ingredient to good music. And the beauty of it is that you can have soul at any level of play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 You guys are just so knowledgeable! Three chords??? Lets think There's F11b9 and B13#11 and......... No guys I am certain there's only 2! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I play songs using all three chords. But I don't play as much in the key of A or B, as I do in the key of R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I play songs using all three chords. But I don't play as much in the key of A or B' date=' as I do in the key of R. [/quote'] Oh Man You could teach me a thing or two! To play in R I still have to use a capo on the 16th fret! But I know what you mean, my music sounds great until i realise I left the loft window open and all the neighbour hood cats are running for the hills! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWilson Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Johnt- Love what you've done to your hair, mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jannusguy Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 i play in the key of "L". or maybe it just sounds like "L". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnt Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Johnt- Love what you've done to your hair' date=' mate! Listen Tel, You've either got "IT" or you haven't !! Me? I exude it! Hey I like your sisters, is the one in the middle free for the end of term prom? (She looks just like your comments in your signature re your '05 ROGUE SPYDER RESONATOR !) BR John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 There are some on this forum who have' date=' in a moment of self effacing humor, made reference to the fact that they weren't very skilled on guitar and wished they were better. Yes, wanting to improve is a good thing, but a little joke posted on the Gretsch forum nailed it quite well.... ******** Q: What is the difference between a pop guitarist and a jazz guitarist? A: The pop guitarist plays three chords before 1000 people. The jazz guitarist plays 1000 chords before three people! ******** If it sounds good, it IS good. Keep thumping the three chords. Maybe a fourth will come along sometime; if not, we'll fake it. [img']http://i28.tinypic.com/14mgiad.jpg[/img] Plywood sampans 'r' us. KSDaddy: From the looks of your pristine pond-what an idyllic location for a nudist camp Moose P.S. I only use 1 1/2 chords but play an octave faster to make up the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWilson Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Johnt wrote: Hey I like your sisters, is the one in the middle free for the end of term prom? Sorry, Johnt, that's my aunt and she's not free. But, she's CHEAP!!!! The easiest key for me to sing in is G awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballcorner Posted May 28, 2008 Share Posted May 28, 2008 Country music is the soundtrack to a life of under achievement Rock music is the vehicle for men who want to be women to dress up like women Jazz music proves what the guy who lives in his mother's basement does with his time when he isn't looking at his mom on the computer. Long live folk - the voice of the people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 Plywood sampans 'r' us. two things, 1. Looks like you found a use for that worn out snow shovel. You don't throw anything away.. do you KS? 2. It appears you like your boats like I like my guitarsL: Symetrical (i.e. no cutaways) so others don't know when it's upside-down or backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted May 29, 2008 Author Share Posted May 29, 2008 The snow shovel was a $10 POS made in China that lasted 3 uses. I grafted a piece of plywood onto it, which lasted until I got stuck on a big rock and had to "push off". I now use a piece of pine I bandsawed into the silhouette of a paddle as a stopgap measure until I can get to WalMart for one of their $9 paddles (Made in USA!). The boat WAS symmetrical but I had mounted the seat too high and it's initial stability was very low. I un-glued and un-screwed the seat and placed it much lower in the boat. I also looked at a profile pic of "us" in the water and noticed that with the seat dead-center I was nose-diving a little, so I placed it back some. It's currently in an in-between stage where it is functionally better but needs touch up paint. Building boats is a learning process I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexanderL Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I usually play three chords before three people. Yes - I play in an alt.country band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajsc Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 I usually play three chords before three people.Yes - I play in an alt.country band. You one of those people who's shooting for under achievement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Player Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 The snow shovel was a $10 POS made in China that lasted 3 uses. I grafted a piece of plywood onto it' date=' which lasted until I got stuck on a big rock and had to "push off". I now use a piece of pine I bandsawed into the silhouette of a paddle as a stopgap measure until I can get to WalMart for one of their $9 paddles (Made in USA!).The boat WAS symmetrical but I had mounted the seat too high and it's initial stability was very low. I un-glued and un-screwed the seat and placed it much lower in the boat. I also looked at a profile pic of "us" in the water and noticed that with the seat dead-center I was nose-diving a little, so I placed it back some. It's currently in an in-between stage where it is functionally better but needs touch up paint. Building boats is a learning process I guess. You could always use a nice Ovation to play on that boat, that way if your $9.00 paddle goes overboard, your still OK and able to get home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 If he had an Ovation, he wouldn't need the boat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted May 29, 2008 Author Share Posted May 29, 2008 There's an old Ovation bowl in the garage.... you just gave me an idea.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Ferguson Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 You one of those people who's shooting for under achievement? As for me, if I didn't have under achievement, I'd have no achievement at all. The glass half empty is better than the glass completely empty :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mooseguy Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 The snow shovel was a $10 POS made in China that lasted 3 uses. I grafted a piece of plywood onto it' date=' which lasted until I got stuck on a big rock and had to "push off". I now use a piece of pine I bandsawed into the silhouette of a paddle as a stopgap measure until I can get to WalMart for one of their $9 paddles (Made in USA!). The boat WAS symmetrical but I had mounted the seat too high and it's initial stability was very low. I un-glued and un-screwed the seat and placed it much lower in the boat. I also looked at a profile pic of "us" in the water and noticed that with the seat dead-center I was nose-diving a little, so I placed it back some. It's currently in an in-between stage where it is functionally better but needs touch up paint. Building boats is a learning process I guess.[/quote'] Hi KS A suggestion: Getting rid of the sharks in your pond will greatly improve the stability of your boat Moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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