jaxson50 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting. there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Got to Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Walk ’s On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Got to Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes ? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list. - GLKI (Got to Go, Laxative Kicking In) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNylon Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 WHAT DID HE SAY AGAIN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNylon Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 I can't find my car! :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNylon Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 This one may be one of the ultimate ones; I've fallen and I can't get up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky scott 29 Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 That was pretty good if I say so my self!! And I will..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 Jax... U B Bad... <grin> m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aphawki Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 I can't find my car! :unsure: I hate when that happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted December 25, 2010 Author Share Posted December 25, 2010 Heck, I couldn't get it up before I fell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpaw Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 GOML: Get Off My Lawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 I was going to make a sardonic or ironic comment but... darned if I can remember what it was. m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted December 27, 2010 Author Share Posted December 27, 2010 OMG-SOMNA; Oh My God, Sat On My _uts again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 SOS - Sharted On Sofa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornflake Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 GTLF-Got The Laughing Farts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 I don't speak for all seniors but personally if I was tweeting or texting I would be using full words. This "texting" language to me is an abomination. And just lazy. So get off my lawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Grampa... I really don't have much choice but to text. Contacts are folks involved in my work. It's a pain with just a regular handset cell phone but doable. I tend not to use the shortcut abbreviations, though. One exception is the @ for "at." On the other hand, back in the olden days, this region had what apparently was the last of the Associated Press "parallel wire" setups. You had what amounted to an all caps typewriter that printed what you typed at all connected locations. All state/regional news came across that wire, then was retyped either by paper tape puncher operators or directly on a linotype. The linotypes by that time, by the way, were "robots" in that the paper tape drove them to operate "automatically." Anyway, we used similar systems of abbreviation for the parallel wire. Two capital "I" letters were "aye aye," thereby asserting approval or acceptance of a order. A cap "U" for "you," etc. Not much new under the sun, I think. m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 My earliest contact with these kinds of abbreviations was lol. But in my day that was the great Herb Caen's shortcut for "little old lady" and I was actually offended that Caen's invention was being stolen. BTIOSSIOOT- you figure that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornflake Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 NMV-Need More Viagra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrNylon Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 One of my earlier abbreviations was BFD. Never mind that one for now! PITA; is one of my now favorites. Pain in the as*. GOOD; Get out of Dodge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowdiddley Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 This made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornflake Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 One of my earlier abbreviations was BFD. Never mind that one for now! PITA; is one of my now favorites. Pain in the as*. GOOD; Get out of Dodge. What is BFD Best Friends Daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 MOTLA.......C ; My oxcycotin tastes like asprin......cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornflake Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 MOTLA.......C My oxcycototin tastes like asprin......cool. I dont beleave you let me try one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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