Riffster Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I won the lottery! I told my wife. Pack your things up, I said. She replied: should I pack for cold weather, hot weather? I said pack whatever you want, just get the hell out! and that's how the fight started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.' And then the fight started... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 A Black guy, a Communist and a Muslim all walk into a bar. The Bartender says, "What would you like to drink, Mr. President?" And THAT'S when the fight started! This one will get the fight started... But it's the best damn post of the whole year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 This one will get the fight started... But it's the best damn post of the whole year! I've been off the forum all day.... amazed....no fights yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 stevejoshlay started a thread......and that's how the fight started..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 -------------------------------------- ---------------------------- ----- ------------ --------------------- ------:blink: -------------------------- -------------------------------------- stevejoshlay showed Rocky4 how to play a C chord....and that's how the fight started..... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Steve kissed Fred without asking first... and that's how the fight started Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The RandyMan Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Gee . . . all I did was say to my wife, "I think I wanna get that Fender Strat." And that's when a big fight started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzoboy Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 So the wife asked me that if anything happened to her and I remarried if I would give my new wife her clothes.I told her no because they'd be too big for her.That's when the fight started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Bones said to Captain Kirk; " D*mn it Jim !!!!!!! I'm a doctor, not a guitar repairman !!!!!!!!!!!! " And that's how the fight started............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Steve kissed Fred without asking first... and that's how the fight started LOL Oh you F**k Stick!! [lol] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 A Fish and Wildlife employee, who couldn't play guitar anyway, couldn't figure out how to tune his Les Paul.... And that's how the fight started...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 Gee . . . all I did was say to my wife, "I think I wanna get that Fender Strat." And that's when a big fight started. I just bought a guitar....and, I'm incuring legal expenses....We are both on small set incomes...... I haven't told her yet, but, I found a 2006 MIA Strat, and I've agreed to buy it for an amazing price..... I HOPE this isn't how a fight starts.....( True story ).... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 A colorblind guitarist went into a Guitar Center to buy a white Melody Maker..... The salesman sold him a TV Yellow Melody Maker.....He brought the guitar home and his wife pointed out the error, so the guy calls up G.C. and tells them of their error....The store manager told him that his employees are all idiots, and thus it's not their fault and he couldn't exchange the guitar........ And thats how the fight started............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 So, a burning bush tells Moses to bring six stone tablets down the mountain to the people worshiping American Idol......Moses says, " Hey, I can only carry two." And thats how the fight started.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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