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Wishing for a speedy recovery John!

My power chord is coiled some say that it’s a sin mine stopped working yesterday i forgot to plug it in bare copper wire showing the other end all frayed Before I tried to plug it in i clasped my hands and prayed lets hear your power chord song.

WOW! What an experience!

You know you’re getting old when parts of your body begin to touch the water when sitting on the toilet.

Because not everyone can curl.🥌 🤣

Driving to the store, I came across my ex wife walking on the side of the road. For a brief moment, “ I’d hit that” took on a whole new meaning!

Wait … someone paid 4k for an unplayable guitar with a broken headstock and the Gibson forum guys are the suckers?🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙈

Rest in Peace Guitar God.

Never wax your bicycle seat.

When you have to unwrap a gift you just wrapped because you forgot who it was for!

It is my belief that if it was called a HISnia it wouldn’t hurt so bad!

When the BEE GEE’s song *Staying Alive” goes from dance music to a personal goal!

When you find out that coughing on the way to the bathroom is not allowed anymore!

Led just because it lowered my electric bill! Incandescent bulbs actually can last a long time depending on the location it is mounted and how many filament holders it has. In my experience though the biggest threat to incandescents is the initial voltage rush when turning them on. Forehead vs chandelier can also shorten a bulbs life!

I told my wife that I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for next Wednesday!