Sgt. Pepper

Hey that’s the title of a Beatles song.

You can survive few weeks without food depending on how fat you are, water maybe 4 or 5.

I can’t stand Garth, Taylor Swift, and Jimmy Buffett, so just more Dead for us that do. Oh, and Phish is right out too. Go get a job stinky fake hippy.

Yeah it’s like getting a suit. I usually insist the guys measures my inseam a few times, usually with nothing on but my mesh thong.

I’ve swam in the ocean and swallowed a gulp or two and even I know it’s not for drinking, and I don’t have gills.

I got a bridge for sale cheap in NYC if anyone is interested.

My mother always told me “close the door were you raised in a barn?”. So I guess I was raised in a barn.

Yep my 2 kids were just like my belt, or my wife’s purse, and necklaces an accessory to feed and yell at.

Look at the listing. The guy has the TRC on upside down.

I changed every light out in the house to LED’s a year or so ago. The only light in the house that is not is the fluorescent fixture in the garage. When it dies I’m gonna get an LED replacement for it and bypass the ballast.

The original Maverick. Yep she is easy on the eyes.

Just 2. Me to do the task, and one guy drinking a beer telling me I’m doing it wrong.

Of that there is no doubt.

There’s this: https://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/drinksw.html#

I wore out their old albums like Virgin Killer, In Trance and Taken By Force. Robot Man https://youtu.be/JgJSd004z5c

I was in the Navy and CG and all the ship I was on the rudders were underwater. That’s what turns the ship for all you landlubbers.

I only saw one in a GC ages ago. They were the ones with a globe on the headstock, right?

If they make these the won’t be cheap. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/gibson-president-cesar-gueikian-teases-172831973.html

Nice. I wish I was model material. So your mom was a model? Pilots get all the women. Look at Maverick.

Army guys getting married to Koreans? What? Next your gonna tell me Navy guys marry Philipina’s. When have I ever been sarcastic?

Oh I’ve been to S. Korea and had real Bulgogi. I’m sure McD’s on a burger is so close to tasting authentic.

McBurgundy, what vintage is it? Last Tuesday.

Better buy a the gas guzzling fuel propelled vehicle by 2034. The homeless don't need to gas powered cars anyway. By 2035 that is going to be the majority of people in Cali anyway.

You can get LED bulbs in all different flavors and colors too. Soft White, Cool White, Daylight, even Super Daylight. The Gucci ones you can program and yell at Alexa to change colors.

It's just like it with out the tanginess. It's gooey too.