Murph Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local pub. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationery for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement, the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken." "I doubt it", said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy." __________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btoth76 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Badum tshhhh!! Rim shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krock Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Hahaha nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShredAstaire Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 The sad thing is that it probably happens in real life. Losers drive drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Ireland Nearly Legalized 'Moderately' Drunk Driving To Battle Depression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaysEpiphone Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 lolz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonzoboy Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I could picture something like that really happening,especially around where I live.The folks around here have a huge reputation for being seasoned drinkers, in fact if drinking were an Olympic event all the Gold Medalists would be from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Farnsbarns Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ha, there's not a lot of point legalizing something your not policing anyway. In rural Ireland drink driving is rife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 YES! That was good, I'm sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ireland Nearly Legalized 'Moderately' Drunk Driving To Battle Depression Funny how the first thing you're supposed to do to fight depression is to quit drinking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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