Murph Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 A panda walks into a diner and orders a sandwich. The owner serves the panda who, after finishing his sandwich takes out a gun and shoots out all the windows. The panda then puts the gun away and walks out the door. The owner runs after him and yells, "What's wrong with you, you didn't even pay for the sandwich?" The panda turns around and says, "I'm a panda." The owner says, "So?" The panda responds, "Look it up." The owner goes back and looks up "Panda" in the dictionary and finds: a mammal that eats shoots and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Good One ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blindboygrunt Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 That jokes older than sals marriage 😬 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted March 24, 2016 Author Share Posted March 24, 2016 Ouch.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 That jokes older than sals marriage 😬 So old, a book was written with that title in 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisrownSal Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidblast Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 That jokes older than sals marriage 😬 !!!LOL!!! how old is Sal's marriage? I bet mine is older... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 ...with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?... OK, that's just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuroAussie Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 Never say No to a Panda. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usernameinvalid Posted March 24, 2016 Share Posted March 24, 2016 I heard that Panda joke with a hooker and there wasn't a gun involved. Punch line was the same. I guess you cleaned it up for a family friendly forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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