You know you've got it bad.

[TommyK]

So we light out of the house with folding chairs in the van, headed to the kid's house for the 4th of July picinic. One block away, I spy a white sports car parked at the local watering hole. Not just any white sports car, a 1959 Cor Vette. Pony White, red interior, cherry. I crawl by, admiring the chrome, then make a left at the stop light. My wife glares at me , "That's disgusting! [biggrin]!"

 

"What?", I said,"you know I have a soft spot in my heart for Corvettes."

 

"That blow-up doll in the front, " she growls.

 

"Doll?" I said, "where?"

 

I honestly missed it.

[saturn]

Did she buy the story?

[Kimbabig]

I meant to put that in the trunk

[Murph]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

Hee, hee.......

[L5Larry]

I was on a group Harley ride to Milwaukee, WI (for a Harley-Davidson factory party), and a friend of mine's wife couldn't make the trip. Not wanting to ride alone, he strapped a blow-up doll on the back of his motorcycle. During the 800 mile roundtrip (and three days riding around Milwaukee) "she" created quite a stir.

[Mister Will]

Now thats one for the record books, a man not noticing a women let alone a blow up doll...HEHEHEHEH

[DanvillRob]

Many years ago, when we were first married, my wife and I pulled up to a stoplight, sitting there waiting for the light to change. A blonde pulled up next to us in a little convertible sports car, and my wife said "Don't you dare look". Well, I thought she said, "Look at the derelict", so I was craning my neck looking for the derelict... which got me a punch in the arm!

[Guest rogerb]

Ooooops! Hehe!

[ShredAstaire]

Alot of people use those to gain access to the HOV lanes on the highway during rush hour....wasn't there a Seinfeld episode about that or something?

[Thundergod]

Women will never understand that for some guys, toys come before *****es

 

 

I remember an episode like that with an ex gf a while ago, only I was drooling over a nice gibson thunderbird bass, and she thought I was looking at the bass player (who was a hot female).

[DanvillRob]

I remember an episode like that with an ex gf a while ago' date=' only I was drooling over a nice gibson thunderbird bass, and she thought I was looking at the bass player (who was a hot female).[/quote']

 

Sometimes it's hard to separate the two!

[Jeff-7]

So we light out of the house with folding chairs in the van' date=' headed to the kid's house for the 4th of July picinic. One block away, I spy a white sports car parked at the local watering hole. Not just any white sports car, a 1959 Cor Vette. Pony White, red interior, cherry. [drool'] I crawl by, admiring the chrome, then make a left at the stop light. My wife glares at me , "That's disgusting! [angry]!"

 

"What?", I said,"you know I have a soft spot in my heart for Corvettes."

 

"That blow-up doll in the front, " she growls.

 

"Doll?" I said, "where?"

 

I honestly missed it.

 

Were the alcoves red? My grandmother had (car is still in the family, uncle got it when she passed away from ALS) a '58 vette that was white with red coves.

[Daryl M]

The women in our life never understand that we have a radar that automatically picks up anything in the area that is sleek, hot and beautiful. It's involuntary.

[Cruznolfart]

Sometimes it's hard to separate the two!

 

That upper horn seems to be doing it nicely!

[TommyK]

Were the alcoves red? My grandmother had (car is still in the family' date=' uncle got it when she passed away from ALS) a '58 vette that was white with red coves.[/quote']

 

"Alcoves"? You mean the dent in the doors? nope all white.